What are people asking these questions, like 6 years old? Move on, it wasn’t a match. Neeeext!

Go away with your reasoning and logic! It’s not acceptable here!

Next up your Uber driver with a baby in her lap, or the grocery cashier ringing you up with a swaddle and a baby, or the CNN/FOX anchor with a little baby on the desk, or .. or .. or .. you get the idea. It’s disruptive to everyone else at best, and dangerous at worst.

When do you start counting the 17 seconds? From the beginning of your child starting to yell “Heeeeeellllppp”, or from when they stop? Or do you measure the length of their help cry, find the middle, and wait 17 seconds from the middle? You know those are important things to note, when you’re being as specific as 17…

‘The Challenge of This President Is That He Will Stain Everyone Around Him’ - Just like a shitty ass hole. Yup, makes sense.

Popular should not be mistaken with “best”. As even “best” is quite subjective, unless you just care about getting likes on your facebook photos.

If you live in a large enough city/metro - just use craigslist or similar and do in-person and cash only. Yes your pool of potential buyers is smaller and you’ll likely get just a bit less for your item, but it far outweighs all the risks of the other shit. I’ve lost money on Amazon and Ebay as those two especially…

Also don’t forget that coffee can be hot!

Also don’t forget that coffee can be hot!

Or move out of NY, LA, SF, etc - buy a 9 bedroom house for the same monthly cost you pay for your 2 bedroom apartment that shared by 12 people, and spread out. Not saying it works for everyone but it’s a valid option. Then hoard away and don’t have roommates.

He’s still decently wealthy. As gross as you think he may be, there will be a pretty large number of 20-somethings (or younger) that will gladly sleep with him for his money.

As a convenience of seeing who’s at the door these are fine.

As a convenience of seeing who’s at the door these are fine.

You keep it. That’s it. You are not responsible in any way shape or form to return it or deal with it in any way. Congratulations on the free gift.

And shockingly you survived!! It’s shocking!! And if your parents did it right, you’re probably with a healthier weight and overall health compared to your peers, and not a diabetic before you left those despicable, terrible parents of yours. Granted the above is not always a guarantee (genetics and what not) but go…

Yeah not sure I’d use the word evolved.

The taller thing is just funny to read on a women’s blog. Especially since 90% of women profiles in online dating have a requirement that their potential dates be at least 6 feet tall. Maybe he was scarred from that ;) . Though now he can just say I’m a multi billionaire and panties will be flying in his direction…

That’s along the lines what I use when church people stop by my house. I just tell them “Sorry but I worship the devil” give them a crazy look and slowly close the door. They have really left me alone for a few years now.

Barring actual (not hipster made up) allergies - whatever happened to putting X amount of ZWY on the plate and the kid doesn’t get up until the food is eaten, and they get smacked if they try to raid the fridge for more.

Lol. You know what’s organic? When my grandma used to walk behind the cows collect the actual shit they drop, put it in a bucket, and put it in the soil where our crops grew. That’s organic. The shit you get overcharged for at farmers markets and whole paycheck is mostly a lie. But hey hipsters need to feel important…

Car driver - needs to be at least 30 days jailed.

You either shop like an Amish or you’re the luckiest dude. I don’t even shop that much (probably 2-3 deliveries a week max), I live in a huge metro area that’s like a stone throw away from one of the fulfillment centers and shit gets delayed or lost easily 5% or more of the time.