Americans (yes, yes Australian research) are so fucked up when it comes to alcohol. I’ve seen it maybe hundreds of times (yay for being surrounded by young folks all the time) people who hit the magical 21 (or go to their first college party) get so hammered, it’s embarrassing (or dangerous) for everyone in the…

I’ll take Bush for another 8 years right freaking now, if we can make Trump a one year president.

Huh ... only if there was something to do about that. Like changing the channel. Huh! What do you know? There is!!!! OMG I did not see that coming.

Funnily enough women are at fault for this. Stop buying shit that exploits young women. I hate to break it to you but if you’re 50 (or whatever) years old buying that face cream advertised by this 15 year old girl, who’s supposedly early 20s, will not make your face look like that. Your body will also 99.9% chance…

I truly don’t give a shit what some strangers think (that shouldn’t be a stopping force for anyone, ever). And I’ve gone out alone various places and international trips and I have enjoyed every single one of them.

Gah! Getting to the spark plugs on my Lexus requires removing half the fucking engine. I truly hate engineers on a regular basis.

Can someone please confirm or link that this is not shopped? I love it as is, but I would love it 10000x more if I knew it actually happened.

Didn’t even notice the skin color of the person. Didn’t even think it was a skin color actually. Thought it was just an artistic rendering so it shows the human fetus (because in reality, you know we can clearly see the baby through the skin .. so this has got to be based on reality?).

That show stopped being interesting at season 2. Keeping it on the air for this long just feels like you’re pushing your decrepit 106 year old grandfather to run a marathon. It’s just not pretty or humane.

Most underrated comment of the day.

I had a used 1992 Lincoln Continental for a few years. It was the most luxurious car I had owned, and hell, I liked it better than my friend’s Mercedes or my father’s BMW. Besides the fact that I was getting something like 12 miles per gallon, and the AC started breaking down on me a couple of times in a row, it was…

But they’re still a McLaren and will cost the equivalent of 2 houses.

Housing is fine. The expectation that you want to pay the same rent in the middle of buttfuck nowhere USA, as in NYC is not fine.

I mean good for her, but she didn’t exactly discover anything new (and neither did you, or anyone else really). It’s simple

Yes. Because you either did a good job at raising non-morons, or your genes shouldn’t be floating out in the world anyway. So it’s a win-win for the population as a whole.

Valid point. I obviously wrote the above off the cuff without that much thought. In all fairness though in my decently wide, yet anecdotal, experience I don’t think there’s that many people in that category. The well educated user?

My dick is bigger than your dick. But for mothers. Great.

There are generally a few kinds of users in this day and age:

Uhh sure. I’ll chalk this up next to the other 99% of ads that are flat out dumb. It’s like advertising panties by showing you jeans. Either the companies are becoming incredibly dumb, or it’s the consumers.

And the ceo will collect a gazillion dollars. Sounds about fair. But at the same time, there’s countless companies that will pocket all the windfall, and won’t give employees even $500. Does that make ThermoFisher less of a shithole? No, but it goes to show that the republican tax plan and trickle down are nothing but…