Ehh “safest” until the next attack happens. With how easy it is to do serious damage by 1 or 2 people, and how incredibly hard it is to foresee/intel your way to detecting them before it happens, “safe” doesn’t really exist anymore.

You want to get the least amount of people looking at your profile - tell them you’re vegan.

So grandma gets no hugs? Seriously? The current generation is already way more socially and physically isolated than any previous generation (having 3947823890478 facebook friends and 7823473897 instagram followers doesn’t count).

“I’m sure it’s great, I’m just not a fan of brussel sprouts”.

If you’re single, yeah it kind of makes sense. Though you’re being ridiculously limiting on the 1 hour rule. I completely hear you if you have to fly, because let’s face it flying is our version of the Spanish Inquisition. But, you love your family but wouldn’t spend 2 hours (round-trip) to be with the family? That’s…

This equation is terrible. If you were to apply it, at least 50% of men would be sleazeballs (ok statistics are made up on the spot, but you catch my drift). Because by that accord a 21 year old man can’t date an 18 year old woman, or a 29 year old man can’t date a 22 year old woman. Basically in the sub 30s group…

The bottom line is money. Not health. Basically fuck anyone who doesn’t have a deep enough wallet. It’s always been that way. But you know “the US has the best healthcare in the world” and all that crap. Go ‘murica!

Ahhh, spoiled rich kids. Enough said.

Did anyone say “I’m thankful that Trump hasn’t launched any nukes yet” ? That sounds like the obvious answer.

There are also the actual cases (and cases for worrying) when a vagina is actually not at its best. A vagina is not always 101% “fantastic”. Let’s not sugar coat this, as it may be an actual real medical or hygiene issue. So there’s that.

In other news, the hungrier you are - the more food you’ll want.

But don’t forget to donate to the church! Because, you know ... it’s poor!

Generalizing here (so yes plenty of exceptions), but something tends to happen to young girls and they just become “stupid/gullible/deluded” when it comes to love/sex at about 15-ish and it lasts until their late 20s (or hell much later or never for some). This of course is gratefully exploited by boys/young men.…

““medically necessary” is defined as “health-care services or supplies needed to prevent, diagnose, or treat an illness, injury, condition, disease, or its symptoms and that meet accepted standards of medicine.” Directly as defined by the government.

“Medically necessary” is when your kidney is shutting down and you’ll be dead in 2 days. Just because an attending physician prescribes that I must have a third leg and arm attached doesn’t make it “medically necessary”.

Hey if anyone wants to put their life in the line for defending (or rather attacking for) a messed up country - I’m not going to stop them regardless of what’s between their legs or on their chest.Hell, I’m not willing to do it - so more power to them.

lol. Doesn’t even deserve capitalization. Generalizing is always such a cool thing to do. All men are trash, all women are moody and on PMS 24/7, all Mexicans are lazy, all Indians are poor, all Asians can’t drive, all whites love to shoot blacks, all blacks are drug users or in jail, all Canadians are nice, etc.

I love Apple as a company (well stock anyway), but FaceID and fingerprint are stupid and unnecessary. It just gives people a false sense of security. But the average consumer (not just Apple consumer) is dumb, so it works. Oh well.

Compared to our current shit show, Obama is the best thing that happened to the white house in recent times, but don’t make him out to be this divine saint for showing up to a Jury duty call. He (and everyone) knew he was going to be dismissed. If you honestly thought he’d be on a jury panel, you need to check…

Take it out in the back yard and hose it down from all directions with my pressure washer? Seems to work well.