You mean with a lavish 3 week wedding. Then your wife sleeping with your brother. Then you murder her. Then you send off your 4 siblings to a labor camp in the Siberian nothing. Oh and also don’t forget the drunk groping uncle, the lusty grandma, the bitchy sister, and the nosy police inspector. And then you get…

Is this price (or the other packages) their intro price and then it goes up to gazilion, or is this their normal year after year price? Thanks!

Is this price (or the other packages) their intro price and then it goes up to gazilion, or is this their normal…

It’s terrible when people try to justify one wrong with a bunch of other wrongs being done. Yes the government funding golf retreats for a dumbass is wasteful and wrong. So is spending millions for boners for the army folks. So is spending federal money on gender changes. And about 4587487873 other things that we…

Well ... yes, and no.

Skyline? I thought it was a bunch of middle fingers for us all.

You forgot 2 more options:

You take a photo, then go wash your hands (the sink happens to be by the stove), and as you’re turning a piece of clothing catches on the dials and turns it on without you noticing (that last part happened to a family member).

There’s no cure for the dumb. Let’s hope her offspring (if she had any) didn’t inherit those smarts.

I’m sorry but fuck ethics when it comes to hiring a babysitter. You’re looking for the person who will take care of, and not harm, your child. You’re not running for fucking political office. That process is hard enough as is without bringing in perfect world rainbow shitting unicorns into the picture.

Your examples are terrible. Sex is always the answer. So you’re asking pointless questions here. ;)

Ahh taking fantasy and trying to apply it to reality. Yup, that works exactly as intended 100% of the time.

That’s one of the dumbest things we as people have come up with.

How to be an Olympian:

What’s funnier is that the blog, and the comments probably come from people who live in a shoe box in New York, and/or share a 2 bedroom apartment with 16 of their closest friends.

You see a truck, I see another 3.5 million unemployed. Yet somehow the government will tell us again that unemployment is at 0.01%.

What if I’m a sociopath, and don’t care if that fact is revealed or not?

Calibre makes everything open source. One of the best (yet simple) pieces of software ever done. If you use it - do donate to the guy. Indispensable for ebook people.

I don’t know details about the Tesla system, but shouldn’t a system like that gradually stop instead of giving multiple warnings? What if the person got a stroke or whatever - stopping (not slamming the brakes), so that other vehicles can react, is bound to be safer (and illicit response from the driver if capable)…

But here’s the thing. I use Crashplan to keep files in other location on computers I have access to. I do not use their “cloud” service because I could never get a straight answer from any of those “unlimited” companies.

Last I checked (about 2-3 months ago) the DC office (not the airport - the main DC office) had a max of like a month wait time. Instead of going to Dulles 5 times - just make an appointment and visit the capital.