Unlike most people

Ehhh not for everyone, and not saving you THAT much money.

Oh god, I had to block a few people from my College days on email and social media because they got to be “coaches” and sent “inspirational” quotes and pictures and “come be a coach with me” calls every day.

Ok, I may be a snob, but most people’s places are not great (a lot of them are even shitholes) to my tastes. Granted my own home is really  nice and I take extreme care and pride in everything in it, so I’m always surprised at what “living conditions” people consider normal. Especially on AirBnB.

If YOU have been in say 10 relationships and 5 or more of those 10 relationships turned toxic - hate to break it to you but chances are it’s not the other people that are toxic - it’s YOU. Common denominator and all that.

It’s not rude to talk about salary. If you’re not talking about it - you’re just being dumb. Especially true among friends. I know how much every single one of my friends makes. I know how much most of my bosses make. Educate yourself, know what’s happening around you - don’t be a fucking sheep with blinders on.

Congratulations! You’ll be paying more than I will for a lot of things. Hope that’s helping with the anxiety!

Voting for props/measures is always scary as all hell. Why? Because majority rules. However in these types of elections the amount of people who ACTUALLY READ and UNDERSTAND what each measure means, does, and how it affects things long term is pathetic (and nowhere near the “majority”).

Fucking meaning of words man. Unlimited is using the phone to the absolute maximum bandwidth the phone is capable of doing, and/or the maximum speed available from the tower I’m connected to split between the demand of the users connected to it. 24/7 for the duration of the time I pay my bill.

A) Every New Yorker I’ve ever met has been an asshole. Man, woman, republican, democrat or hippie, gay, straight, or furry, etc. etc. Maybe there are exceptions but who knows. They all deserve to be living in NY with each other. It’s a match made in heaven.

On the plane? On (I guess rather IN) the plane I dress like a fucking Eskimo, because they insist on keeping the temperature at the level of a meatlocker.

I might have to look into this.

Funny, I like her other photo the most. Huh, it’s almost as if different people have different tastes. Shocking!

“since residue from dryer sheets and dust can clog it up and make your dryer work harder to dry your clothes.”

“You know what you’re saying there, right? You’re saying that a Mercedes S-Class or whatever, driving down the road, will happily if not gleefully run over a child if it guaranteed saving the caviar-guzzling millionaire inside.”

I’m sorry but those things should be “duh! obviously” moments. It’s government ID photo. You shouldn’t wear a hat, fake mustaches, New Year’s eve 2000 goggles, hospital masks, halloween make up, Guy Fawkes masks, etc. Kind of simple.

Ding, ding, ding! We’ve got a winner. Yup.

You can port in and port out numbers from Google Voice. Both very easy. Both cost a few bucks to do so.

DRM for games is stupid.

In a very dumbass way “past addresses” is a security question on WAY too many bank systems when you call in for verification. Also if you’re a home owner some of the questions they ask are “which amount is the closest to how much you paid for your home”, or “what number is the closest to your mortgage monthly…