StanovanBenchiano
Stanovan Benchiano
StanovanBenchiano

As an Old who doesn’t get the whole “private Stories on Instagram, I want to roll my eyes a little bit at that because there’s never anything truly private on the internet. But honestly, whatever gets her through.

They just took it from recordings of his stage act. There’s now a bunch of questioning of Woody’s sexuality that makes the film pretty awkward.

Don’t even need dialog. I’m sure there is enough “ooh” and “whoa” and “hey!” to keep Potato Head voiced by Rickles for Toy Story 4, 5, 6 and Alpha Championship Edition v Capcom.

Kind” and “good hearted” aren’t qualities which necessarily rule out “dumber than a bag of hammers and twice as ignorant”. 

I don’t know, if the first part was true he wouldn’t have been elected in the first place, which causes me to not trust her judgment about the second part.

I remember the night I discovered this video - the whole room of friends went absolutely berserk.

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Gotta disagree hard on this one. IMO Jagged Little Pill holds up as a top 10 90s album. It’s a viscerally angry album and Alanis is SO GOOD at getting her emotions across.

I think you’re a bit off here. Letting a business track whether or not you’ve opened an email will do nothing to ensure you have more personalized email. If anything it will ensure you receive even more spam.

You implied that the only reason people were criticizing the article is because they hadn’t put in a real day’s work. You were wrong. I know, it sucks, but there’s no point getting mad about it.

Right, lifting sacks of grain for 8 hours a day wouldn’t prepare me at all to make beds. Maybe you should quit commenting.

This article is pretty clearly for people who go out of their way to make other people’s lives a tiny bit easier.

If everything in this article is separated by the word “and”, you’re basically doing a portion of the laundry, part of the bathroom clean-up, and the bulk of the room re-arrangement “and” paying the person $10 for the pain of an already-mostly-clean room to finish cleaning up. I am nice to servers in restaurants and

Thank you. JFC. I wonder how many Republicans did or said something inhuman during the time it took Paul to bang out this shitpile.

This is disingenuous. Do not pretend as if the political content of splinter, deadspin, jezebel, gawker, etc are completely separate spheres. and do not pretend like the commentary is basically “everyone and everything is shit (particularly competing sites) and while we pretend to be no-bullshit truth tellers, people

Then why are you here? I come to amuse myself at the expense of their young and frankly overweening and supercilious writers. I stopped complaining because I figured out that this is Hamilton Nolan’s baby. And he is the king of fauxgressive click bait.

They have to lay the groundwork for those “Why Bernie Didn’t Win” and “Why Voting Doesn’t Matter” articles to come in the next year or so. I’m not really a Beto fan either, but their persistent slam articles on him are humorous to say the very least about them.

I imagine this week they’ll talk about how his outfits

Lol @ Aunt Splintypat huffing your smelling-salts over here. “Would you mind turning off your fundamental personality for the duration of this campaign, Mr. O’Rourke? We just don’t find it appropriate.”

I am actually rather confused because I could swear AC3 had all those things in some fashion, unless they are talking something more than autohiding in tall grass/shrubbery, pressing a button to whistle while hiding, and auto assassinating 2 very close enemies, I am pretty sure AC3 had all of this.