You implied that the only reason people were criticizing the article is because they hadn’t put in a real day’s work. You were wrong. I know, it sucks, but there’s no point getting mad about it.

Right, lifting sacks of grain for 8 hours a day wouldn’t prepare me at all to make beds. Maybe you should quit commenting.

This article is pretty clearly for people who go out of their way to make other people’s lives a tiny bit easier.

If everything in this article is separated by the word “and”, you’re basically doing a portion of the laundry, part of the bathroom clean-up, and the bulk of the room re-arrangement “and” paying the person $10 for the pain of an already-mostly-clean room to finish cleaning up. I am nice to servers in restaurants and…

Thank you. JFC. I wonder how many Republicans did or said something inhuman during the time it took Paul to bang out this shitpile.

This is disingenuous. Do not pretend as if the political content of splinter, deadspin, jezebel, gawker, etc are completely separate spheres. and do not pretend like the commentary is basically “everyone and everything is shit (particularly competing sites) and while we pretend to be no-bullshit truth tellers, people…

Then why are you here? I come to amuse myself at the expense of their young and frankly overweening and supercilious writers. I stopped complaining because I figured out that this is Hamilton Nolan’s baby. And he is the king of fauxgressive click bait.

They have to lay the groundwork for those “Why Bernie Didn’t Win” and “Why Voting Doesn’t Matter” articles to come in the next year or so. I’m not really a Beto fan either, but their persistent slam articles on him are humorous to say the very least about them.

I imagine this week they’ll talk about how his outfits…

Lol @ Aunt Splintypat huffing your smelling-salts over here. “Would you mind turning off your fundamental personality for the duration of this campaign, Mr. O’Rourke? We just don’t find it appropriate.”

#America2019

GOD that was terrible.

“GIVE ME WHAT I WANT HUNTER!!!” - Batista, soaking a microphone in saliva

Presumably, Dave Bautista is very, very happy somewhere out there.

Growing up in the 90s taught me to pay attention any time folks seemed super invested in discrediting a woman.

I am actually rather confused because I could swear AC3 had all those things in some fashion, unless they are talking something more than autohiding in tall grass/shrubbery, pressing a button to whistle while hiding, and auto assassinating 2 very close enemies, I am pretty sure AC3 had all of this. 

Until he serves a jail sentence and they get off with a fine.

Lol at them mentioning guns being drawn. This is how people get arrested. Nice to know rich, white people can get the poor, minority treatment too.

If you are a “moderate” voter that constantly votes in radical, reactionary types, how moderate are you, really?

Maybe the Anthem was inside us all along! 

“Nobody believed in us.”