Growing up in the 90s taught me to pay attention any time folks seemed super invested in discrediting a woman.

Until he serves a jail sentence and they get off with a fine.

Lol at them mentioning guns being drawn. This is how people get arrested. Nice to know rich, white people can get the poor, minority treatment too.

If you are a “moderate” voter that constantly votes in radical, reactionary types, how moderate are you, really?

Maybe the Anthem was inside us all along! 

“Nobody believed in us.”

Replace the toilet seats with those close assist ones that gently come down rather than slam like the typical ones. It’s complete bliss. 

This is the virtual equivalent of “my dog ate my homework”. The child may not be aware that their parent’s credit card is on file, but the parent absolutely should be aware and is just shifting away responsibility from their own negligence.

I also agree that the real the problem is reporting what our racist president says and not the fact that the president is a fucking racist.

But don’t worry, we’re quickly at work to decide just how bad of a loss this was for Democrats via the progressive angle.

Offering financial compensation seems like a bad idea. What inconvenience, exactly, is he compensating the neighbors for?

John Boehner was some of what an idol to her. Pretty damaging to a 16-year-old.

The poor girl burst into tears as John Boehner was some of what an idol to her. Pretty damaging to a 16-year-old.

that story cements in my mind the image of just what a vindictive asshole he is

Go to any random clip of Eastwood’s movies on Youtube (Dirty Harry, for instance), and drown in a litany of “back when there were still real men” comments.

Also sad - even the Simpsons movie is seven years old now.

Honestly, I don't even know why Harvard bothers to show up. They barely even won!

You, sir, have the boorish manners of a Yalie.

…You were 11 when The Simpsons Movie came out?

Maybe for once, someone will call me "sir" without adding, "You're making a scene."