They’re not gonna Yooka-Laylee this, right?

People who say “ness” and especially “sness” are not my people and are gross.

I seriously can’t believe he still works here.

Wow. This game really does look different on a not-Switch.

I severely don’t care about sports but I find myself on Deadspin all the time because holy crap sports has drama. Sports has drama.

Beer snobs are in the same category as people who obsess over people’s handshakes for me.

What the hell? Did you just start making up works for a bit there?

Definitely need to shower after looking at the first picture.

Skyward Sword used gyro aiming rather than IR, I believe. No idea why.

HAHA

You: *complains about racism* *makes homophobic statement*

A swing and a miss...

Fucking gross.

O.K.

This is a sports-focused site and people are complaining about fighting in hockey. Weird.

This is one of the most Nintendo things I’ve ever seen.

When I saw the headline, I was sure this was going to be a Hamilton Nolan whinepiece.

Caity sucked as bad as the spelling of her name.

It’s insane to me how far people will go to suck all of the fun out of video games.

You’re a little pissy. Or a lot.