Hello? Unblock me you assholes.

Working at a college, I know all about Yik Yak because every administrator ever is having heart failure over it.

Fire-hopping is so try-hard. Mostly, though, I’m bitter because I’m not as good as people who do it haha.

It wasn’t a “troll” exactly, but I heard the most asinine conversation about race when I was playing CoD not long after everything went down in Ferguson.

But I'm trying to blame the dad and you're making it hard with facts I hadn't considered. Gawd.

So there's no responsibility for the dad here? None at all?

Yeah! I mean, why should the child’s parent take responsibility? Pfft, this is America.

You're so tough, brah.

Yeah, she needed to be arrested for that.

The payoff on that weird guy hitting on the employee story just never came.

Just watch this. A few times, at least.

God kinda seems like a small-dicked asshole in the Old Testament, though.

I read the last word as “peen” and was suddenly interested in this show for a second.

Can anyone see this post?

What a fucking loser. She fought for “freedom” and has no ability to comprehend the concept.

Right? I wanna hang out with her.

I’m not really a country guy but I just really like Reba. She seems like a nice person.

All of the people here that I know seem to have no problem not doing that.

Do you see who gets voted in to office around here?

That’s one of the most perfect pictures ever. Also, he’s one ugly motherfucker.