Yeah, she needed to be arrested for that.

The payoff on that weird guy hitting on the employee story just never came.

Just watch this. A few times, at least.

God kinda seems like a small-dicked asshole in the Old Testament, though.

I read the last word as “peen” and was suddenly interested in this show for a second.

Can anyone see this post?

What a fucking loser. She fought for “freedom” and has no ability to comprehend the concept.

Right? I wanna hang out with her.

I’m not really a country guy but I just really like Reba. She seems like a nice person.

All of the people here that I know seem to have no problem not doing that.

Do you see who gets voted in to office around here?

That’s one of the most perfect pictures ever. Also, he’s one ugly motherfucker.

“Naked wasted” was what they planned on getting Gretchen.

Then you should never have made the decision to comment.

Leave his wife? When has being in a relationship stopped him before?

Exactly. It's sick but we have this cultural thing where suffering only counts if it's certain other species.

If you like the taste of seawater, sure.

That's literally the same thing as dogs.

What kind of sick fuck films his kid and himself watching something suffocate to death?

I can't wait to loud fatalities!