OH. Thank you.

Yeah, and you wouldn't want anyone looking like a pretentious dick...

Facebook has definitely gone downhill since the olds were allowed in.

See, I'm all about walking more quickly when I'm crossing if someone is waiting but I'm also militant about stopping at crosswalks because I've been a pedestrian before.

I wondered if the OP lives in a hot area and they're leaving them in the car? I really have no idea. Very strange.

No to pumps. They're too public and people, in general, are nasty fucking things.

Eh, you're kind of a dickhead. They can decide when they'd like to slow down.

I'd visit that Tumblr. Also, I know a lot of those two friends in real life. They're just so fucking losery.

I fucking hate people who saunter across the street after I've let them cross. Like, really hate and want to harm said people.

The open casket picture is weird but it's also a very strange thing to get "pissed off" about. Unless, of course, it was a picture of one's own grandmother.

Ahhhh, didn't think of that. I wish we just had some kind of gender-neutral pronoun that everyone used instead of he or she. Would make things easier.

You seem to be trying hard to avoid gendered pronouns but it just sounds like you had a group of people trying to get you to marry them.

You're kind of a scumbag.

This story is weird. What about his boss? And the bathroom? What are you talking about?

Have fun BURNING IN HELL. Don't you know that when someone receives revelation you have to just go with it?

Yeah, seems like a cuntrag.

"if you dress like a slut, don't be surprised if you get raped"

"That should be the price of streaming"

The only marathon runners I tend to care to read about are the ones that shat themselves.

And they didn't take 10 years to tell us how they met her, too.