Oh, hun, you haven't met me. I don't care whether I've been asked :)

I don't like your use of the word "guffawed" because it makes you seem like a pretentious asshole.

Ugh, I hate that cunt.

I like Blossom and all that but she's kind of insufferable. I heard a rather long interview she did on Howard Stern and I found myself agreeing with her a lot...but not liking it. She's off-putting.

Suspend this man for AT LEAST a game-and-a-half!

We may have hit Jezebel-levels of dog shit-quality posting with this one, quite frankly.

You're awful even for Deadspin.

It's rare that we get to see stupidity play itself out SO vividly. He's genuinely too stupid to understand what's happening so he lashes out. He'd make an awesome republican if he wasn't so black.

Ever notice that religious people get offended that you don't believe in the things they do? I've had people get mad at me that I don't believe in heaven. As if their dead loved ones will be denied entry because I'm back on the homeland not believing.

Why would someone care about their aunt's sex life?

He's not fucking cute enough or talented enough for so many women to be so horribly stupid with regard to him. He's gross. I need to take a shower after I look at a picture of him. I'd fuck someone I met in the green room of the Maury show before I'd go near him.

Haha, my sarcastameter is broken :(

how old are you?

"Hitler called his mom every Sunday."

You're basing your opinion of this whole thing on a sign held by one person?

They're still both shitty terms that should be retired. I don't care about how long people got away with this particular shittiness for so long but if your argument boils down to "you said it was okay before so it has to be okay now" then your argument needs help.

My cats were fixed at that place! I do know EXACTLY the place you're talking about, too.

You Scots will never fool us. We all know there's no reason to ever go to or think about Scotland.

That's pretty much what I got out of it.

People are so pissy toward you. I'm of Irish descent (although there's definitely a black person in the mix somewhere) and I think that's a wonderful idea.