Good lord you're a pedant. I feel so sorry for you.

Sounds like you'd be interested in a different game. Bye bye :)

I'm glad the No Fun Brigade will have their own corner to play in. I'm fine with them playing the game the way they want to...but I'm definitely happy they'll be doing it away from me :)

I remember being freaked the fuck out when that happened on Superstars.

I wouldn't mind blowing Tom Nook up, hm?

Fucking females with that fucking vocal fry shit make me want to die.

You're not the boss of asses.

This GIF makes me want to go back and play PAIN.

You're not the boss of number signs.

"PC, Google pissy, defensive PC user" "Search completed: professormistery"

#numbersign

Cry harder?

Oh, hunny...

True that, son.

I went back and listened and you're right. You can hear his arteries clog over his mic.

Uh oh, you salty.

"PC, Google how to find new video cards because this game won't run"

Joke, right?

Same. I didn't think I'd like AC4 AT ALL but I wound up not only liking it, but enjoying the naval stuff the most.

"Hopefully your closeted husband uses protection when he's out "running errands'"