@esbaird: I miss Studio 60...

Had to mention the 1st scene in Monty Python's Meaning of Life: The machine that goes "Ping!", and how the mother does nothing, because she's not qualified!

@TrampaOnline: It might have been #3 that drove her to drink one night, resulting in #4.

But does it support vi commands?

@trinity847: Better than a museum releasing 100 pigeons... the statues would never be the same.

@doublefourvalve: To paraphrase an English bumper sticker seen on an MG: The parts falling off this MiG are of the finest Russian design.

Ship Designer's Log: Note to self - change high-gloss wood floor to rubberized surface... or buy rubber hip waders for all guests so they don't slide across the floor when they fall on their a**.

@FiorenzaDampt: or NARCs

Does he still eat chocolate covered sugar bombs, and would he watch reality TV Saturday mornings to make his brain rot?

The hydrogen balloon industry is about to take off (no pun intended)... except at birthday parties, what with all those burning candles on cakes...

@gemcosta: For a second, I thought that was a typo and you meant "patent the parenting process"

@Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: We have a saying here in Canada: it's like having sex in a canoe... ****ing close to water.

Having QNX as its OS gives me more hope for this product than OS6.. it already has years more stability data than any other mobile platform.

@Terberculosis: They tried, but you were to drunk to tell them why you found yourself so charming. :-)

Nice reference to Jaws in that title... RIP Roy Scheider

@girlsaregeeks: I am too... or at least, I was, or will be... I can never keep them straight.

The sadist in me wants to 'stretch' the theme song to Chariots of Fire

@StandardResponse: I mean in later seasons.

@corpore-metal: You're right, and I think this is why ST:DS9 got better in later series - good 'ole sci-fi space battles and less soap-operatic writting.

@CoffeeJedi: Me too!