I was about to post something snarky about this article (like "How to Get the New iOS 7 and Remove Everything New!"), but then decided that there was enough snarkiness on the Internet. So here's a picture of the baby panda at the National Zoo.

Nook has decided not to update, but instead to e-mail customers and tell them what will be broken. Keep it classy B&N.

"___ just fucked us."

All I can gather is that this guy is mad that people paid more attention to the penny arcade guys than his card game booth. At the penny arcade expo.

Man, again no crazy pedestrians and arm the pedestrians. Those were some good times in vice city.

That was a lot of typing, considering you failed to make a reasonable point.

THE BMW E24 IS A SAINT!!

Ohey pedobear!

It's hard to tell from this video what is actually happening, but it seems like:

(Goes to hospital. Gets chest X-ray.)
Doctor: Maxyenko, I've got good news and bad news. What do you want to here first?
Maxyenko: Just give it to me straight Doc.
Doctor: Well, (sits down) we found the gif.
Maxyenko: Well that's great! Where?
Doctor: That's the bad news...
Maxyenko: Go on, spit it out!
Doctor: It's... It's…

No. this one makes me feel way worse. Because of the arrogant prick who is trying to push his agenda. If I was that women, I would have refused it. Also, if you're going to try and make a statement, stop reading from your 'script', shut your damn kids up, get a camera that doesn't make noise, and get that other…

Nope, I feel worse. Mostly for the poor kids this idiot is home-schooling.

Much of the discussion here overlooks Ram's large and powerful push into commercial sales. They've restructured and have regional fleet peeps who have one job: sell all-white heavy dutys.
They, Ram, just shot an entire new campaign focused on their commercial lineup. One, its a profitable play, selling 20-30 trucks in…

Oh, there's so many...

I'd love to see a factory SHOgun made from a Ecoboost in the back of a Fiesta, I'd love to see a modern Ranchero, I'd love a shooting brake based on the Mustang chassis (though not a variant of the Mustang), I'd love to see a full sized RWD car again... So many dreams, so little time.

- pocket notebook - YN 560-III speedlite, RF-602 wireless trigger - Beike BK-555 traveller's tripod - Hoya PRO1digital ND filter - Coleman first aid tin - secondary flashlight - paper towel

I would assume you can just email the request to yourself and let the NSA pass it along?

Back when eBay was a new thing, I ordered some Super Mario hats for my then-six-year-old brother. The seller was a scammer, the hats never arrived, and I learned a $50 lesson. At a family dinner last month, my now-high-school-age brother revealed that whenever he comes home to a UPS box on the doorstep, he still has a…

Wow this is a boring comment.

Sadsack Deadspin Reader Punked into Reading Stupid Article about Two Sadsack Drunken Comedians Who Committed a Felony - TWICE - Against Idiot Kicker Who I Almost Feel Bad For Now