Will this help me get Jalopnik Gold?

Texas has some of the biggest markets behind LA, NY and Chicago, and in those other major markets Tesla has already overcome the big hurdles. I'm in Houston, and there's a HUGE demand for the Model S, and there are over 100 already driving around here despite the hurdles that buyers must go through.…

That's your opinion and it's wrong.

Cumswap.

Wrong place to toss that out, sir. There are many many people here who were there before you and will continue after you. We give a shit and will expose manipulation and wrongful representation, likely more than you will.

As a reader of Jalopnik I find this whole sorority house drama full of nepotism, insider dealings, exploitation, and bruised egos at a car club super entertaining. It's like those HOA stories where some little dictator finds a way to turn hedge trimming regulations into an income stream to build his greenhouse - but…

This is becoming a story because there seems to be rampant mismanagement and what we like to call shenanigans going on in what should be a simple car club.

Yes, because they are dangerous and worthless. A caged Miata generally also has other sporting upgrades that improve performance. "Clean" lifted pickups are nothing more than mall crawlers and pavement princesses. They are also extremely dangerous as the VAST majority of those who lift their trucks do so illegally…

I like the decal, it's well done and I find it funny. According to Jeremy Clarkson (pictured), it shows the true usage of a pickup truck.

And a grab a cherry sucker on your way out.

Somewhere, there's forty commenters complaining that the lady on top occasionally obscures the purity of the fish, and ten commenters having to remind them for the hundredth time that they could easily select Fish Core.

1) On public roads you are NEVER in a racing situation. Any assumptions otherwise and you should turn in your license

First thing I thought of.

Allow me to start the Abarth love party.

"My thought's exactly." he whispered into the salt shaker.

Man, I was driving that car before there even were hipsters.

You have my sword.