IT DOES WORK.

Congratulations, Mr. Breakfast Burrito, on COTD today! I would like to gift you with a customized something or other which this lovely lady will deliver to you in a few days. Breakfast Burrito..............yum!

Not everyone wants to play cowboys and indians. Some people would rather play house.

That Rex just realized Metal Gear Solid's Snake is right in front of him. How fast can those mechanical legs run away? Amazingly detailed artwork by ChasingArtwork and it reminds me of Yoji Shinkawa's original concept arts, which is not a bad thing.

You're the reason why things are expensive...

Yeah and you should have to push down on it like you're .... I'll be in my bunk..

Yo, NIMH, Let's kick it!

Rice Rice Baby, Rice Rice Baby
All right stop, immolate and listen
Rice is back with my brand new conflagration
Something burns my neighborhood brightly
Fly like an eagle, explode so tightly
Will it ever stop? Yo – I don't know
Pick up the gas, and let's go
To the extreme I flip some punks like a…

"Thank you for calling IDDT Insurers. How may I help you?"

Everyone who writes about this takes the point of view that "Millennials" aren't buying cars merely because of their personal tastes. No one bothers to think about the economic realities behind these decisions. Of all people my age who are lucky enough to have a job, none of them can afford the added expense of a new…

Give it to Clarkson and the boys with the stipulation it must be destroyed spectacularly on film.

Sounds smart to me. I always thought the Ouya was all hype and no bite.

This is how he will know I actually was here he thinks I make things up.

Good. Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you.

Fuck, I hate Quillson, and the fuckwit has the biggest crush on me.

See, all my town is filled with awesome people. Everyone who started the town is cool, and a bunch of the people who moved in were awesome. I was p. pleased, until one day, Quillson moved in.

Quillson is a dumb duck that sucks and doesn't even know what he wants. I mean, look at him. What theme is he going for in…

I just want a street shark neighbor. That would be hype as shit...

i'd even take one signed by hitler, or jesus