Does it mean we’re washing poopy diapers in our regular-ass washing machine?

I enjoy listening to Foo Fighters more than Nirvana, but you can’t discount how groundbreaking Nirvana was when Nevermind came out. That and Pearl Jam’s Ten really turned mainstream rock on its head. As great as the Foos are, their biggest achievement is keeping rock alive and relevant for all these years, though not…

I had one friend who had a baby and tried using cloth diapers, since disposable diapers are a horrifying blight upon the global ecosystem. He and his wife lasted roughly four days before going directly to Pampers.

Yeah, that was an absolutely terrible answer, ha. Unless the fiancee is willing to just completely cut off all contact, it doesn’t matter where she is; the MIL can’t push buttons via text or a phone call from 1,000 miles away. The answer I’d give: therapy, if it’s not already happening, both couples (writer/fiancee)…

Appropros of nothing, and fearing the backlash for this, but I will put it out there anyway — Foo Fighters > Nirvana.

Yeah, I also laughed out loud at that one.

You get a more fulfilling experience riding on a boat under the DMB tour bus than you do going to one of their shows 

I feel like these replies are an exercise in hot take one-upmanship until someone just fucking *dares* to try and make the case for Dave Matthews Band. And since I know you’re out there, kiddo, don’t fucking do it.

The problem with previews—and the fact that there are more than ever—is that I want to enjoy my popcorn during the movie I came to see.

The most underrated band of the ‘90s was Poop Towel.

with you on Bush sucking (band and Presidents!) but dear Lord Live is a steaming heap too. I ALONE LOVVVVE YOU, get over yourself, shitbag.

Northern Virginia is like if they made a group of suburbs that had Manhattan’s bridge traffic on every single road.

I do think that once you two are married and ensconced in your own domesticity that the problem will become less pronounced.

The “overspeak” is rampant among cops too. “Apprehended the perpetrator,” etc. From there it’s smooth sailing to “officer-involved incident resulting in shots expelled from firearm, resulting in expiration of single civilian by causes unknown at this point in time.”

So long story short, got any advice on dealing with bad in-laws?

Driving to Wisconsin from Illinois is exciting because Wisconsin is a fun state to visit for a weekend. There’s lakes, binge drinking, CHEEEESE, all the things you could really need to take a break from IL. Take the skyway into Indiana and see if you feel that same excitement...cause guess what, you don’t. You’re…

This and also F the Giants sideways for trying to make OBJ into some sort of a villain because he’s passionate and clearly wanted to win while actual shitheads like Williams (and rapists and wife beaters etc.) get chance after chance after chance.

“He said that? Jesus.”

For all the shit this league catches (and rightfully so) for having scumbag players suiting up every week, I’m baffled this trash bag of a human being is allowed to be employed at all in the NFL.

You ggot ggot!