You think that’s bad, the movie attempts to replicate reality so vividly that half way through, Simba is shot dead by a poaching Donald Trump, Jr

I’m looking forward to the photo-real remake of Inside Out, which will just be talking chunks of human brain.

But on the other hand, this movie does look like shit

Executive producer: Werner Herzog.

Merely “photorealistic cruddiness” in the headline gave off delightful Jay-Sherman-in-a-bad-mood vibes, and the rest of the article more than lived up to it. Superb pannery.

Me, after reading seven paragraphs full of one excoriating pull-quote after another:

(San Andreas 2, again with Peyton helming) which suggests he’s loyal to a fault

Wow. Your takes just keep getting shittier. This is some self defeatist garbage.

oh, is there a third party that has any chance whatsoever of winning in 2020?  or is it that you just don’t care whether trump wins a second term or not?  and if it’s the latter, how do you consider that “principled”?

I had a post-millennial relative (relative of my wife, actually) tell me last weekend that Kenny G. was the best musician of the 90s. Not Cobain or Ice Cube or TLC, Kenny fucking G. The guy who made mayo-infused “jazz” for Boomers who thought John Tesh was too edgy.

The US women lost 5-2 to the FC Dallas U-15 boys team a couple of years ago. They would lose by 30 to any full MLS team

A vote for a third party continues the status quo. Until the Electoral College is removed there will only ever be one of two people elected, it is either going to be a Republican or a Democrat. Full stop. Even after the EC is removed, a third party would have a very difficult time winning, they’ve never garnered…

Bringing a slowcooker full of meatballs to a potluck is winning the potluck. They can be pre-made ones you bought in a bag in the freezer section. Get a good sauce on them, or just a bunch of diced green chile, and no one cares...they feast.

Example: I’m in Nebraska. The people are fine and the scenery (away from the interstate) is pretty good.

Dear Penthouse,

If you were a hot dog, would you eat yourself? I know I would.

LOL There it is folks, the first sign of complete disconnect from reality.

First Past the Post voting results in a two party system. A third party will not rise once this dichotomy is established. Voting the lesser of two evils is not only the necessity, it’s the only moral thing to do until we succeed in getting rid…

2006 Carolina Hurricanes nod their head sadly.

Are you fucking insane, seriously- even if we didn’t learn this lesson in 2000, and weren’t reminded in 2016, how the hell could you think this now unless you actively support Trump? The Supreme Court alone is enough to go all in on voting for whatever Dem is nominated barring something insane happening, throw in…

And super fucking privileged. Ask somebody not rich and white and male if they can take the risk of things getting worse.