you’re so right—i’ll adjust my blueprints

IT’S NOT ABOUT RACISM IT’S JUST ABOUT SUPPORTING HOW THE SOUTH FOUGHT A WAR TO CONTINUE BLACK ENSLAVEMENT AND GENOCIDE GOD

a diarrhea catapult aimed straight at the stars & bars am i right

“You know, the Confederate flag is just a symbol of States’ Rights.

Gov. Haley’s statement on Facebook:

I JUST wrote a post about how the “confederate flag is not racist” defense is bullshit because you have white people who are nowhere near from the south and they have this flag on their cars, on their homes, etc. It’s ridiculous.

Those Confederate flags in the Pacific Northwest are the worst. Like, you really want to show the rest of the world that you’re an asshole THAT badly? For real? And they do. Their answer is always yes.

I grew up in the Northeast, a pretty fucking racist place, but never have I felt such palpable racial tension as I did a few years ago when I went away for work to a place on the GA/SC border. It was astonishing. It permeates everything. It is a place where racism is, very literally, flown in people's faces in the…

Road trip to South Carolina to fucking shimmy up that flag pole to shit on that fucking flag and then fucking burn it and then fucking throw it in that dumb fucking Governor’s face.

Fuck the Confederate flag. Out on a bike ride in WASHINGTON and I saw one flying on the side of a house.

The only Confederate flag that mattered. I never get tired of that joke.

Simply adding the velocities works, until you get close to the speed of light, at which point you have to invoke some Einsteinian bullshit.

i just want to see the truck have to turn out of the way between the mound and plate with a pitcher in his follow through, sending him ass over ankles

It’s the art teacher. It’s ALWAYS the art teacher.

Plus Robinson graduated from the Naval Academy and served for two years. Bonus likability points.

Major “actually” and glasses adjustment here.

This Steph Curry thing brings up a question I have about millennials and generations in general. Do you think it’s likely that the rapid technological acceleration of the past 30 years or so has made generations shorter and faster, or can I just not see the forest for the trees? I’m 26, and I feel like 35-year-olds…

Would that be the one that said “Giants 6, Cardinals 3”?

“The Cardinal Way”