Summer subway platforms are some of the most physically uncomfortable places you can voluntarily be.

You worked for a fairy-tale goblin?

“Seems like”? She has long since proven that she’s just a professional trolling troll and nothing more.

+1 haircut guy in Diamond City Market

“The mental gymnastics required to hate Mike Vick while deleriously cheering on Big Ben are incredible.”

Truth: I read this and laughed, but deep down I was fighting the yinzer resentment.

“decked out in the jerseys they wore to church”

I’m starting to think it will go the way of boxing: neglected but living on. Right now though it’s like boxing was in the 1970s.

I’d also like some inverted versions of this where only the lead person sticks around and the band starts to suck, the keystone being Axl-only Guns ‘n Roses. Corgan-only Smashing Pumpkins or Page Hamilton-only Helmet are also pretty bad.

“By the way, I have no clue when I need to start teaching my kids about cards.”

In theory there’s a lot of merit to your argument, but in practice road fatalities have gone way down with the rise of safety technology. Certainly a shoulder belt is different from a driver-assist function that stops you from changing lanes into another car, but you can’t ignore the decline in deaths since the good…

“Those who call themselves “anti-PC” as a badge of honor seem to think they’re rebelling against social pressures and “liberal” conformity. What they’re actually rebelling against is emotional maturity, common sense and basic human decency.”

Counterpoint: Mountain Dew slush

California has the sixth-largest economy in the world (lots of it driven by technology), a huge population and plenty of natural resources. They’d be the superpower off the bat.

I’m with you on the issues of entitlement, but what’s so bad about team-branded potholders? There’s nothing inherently classist about having a Michigan garbage can in the bathroom.

Damn, that’s some 1980s rich-guy movie-villain stuff. Sorry you got that nonsense.

They bite humans, too. Why do they love college campuses so much?

House centipedes: 11.55

“We have bigger problems to solve”

Synergy does have a legitimate definition as a legitimate idea, it’s just been turned into a fucking obnoxious-as-hell meaningless thing by self-important robots.