I remember an appearance he did on Leno that must have been close to his death — he was completely coked up and soaked in sweat, trying way too hard to be “Chris Farley” but in a way that made you fear for his own mental well-being rather than laugh. It was awful to watch.

So much love for this response.

That’s when he’ll be his best: no more need to balance out political capital and swallow his real thoughts.

Fair point. But fuck everything else he’s done.

Thank you for putting this so perfectly. Fuck Seth MacFarlane AND his manatee writers.

Paul Wall, nice! I completely forgot that dude existed.

So the bidet toilets still require toilet paper, but solely for drying? I guess that would make sense.

Still the only curse word where I’m actually taken aback.

My favorite term used by one of my very-Catholic family members: “Interfering with yourself”

Awesome movie. Probably shouldn’t have had Julia Roberts try to sound Irish, though.

It hasn’t existed since the 1800s, but the Benin Empire is the GFOAT:

It’s actually three times! Khal Drogo and Daenerys were consensual in the books.

The reaction to last night’s scene really proved how much the show has had to pander to idiots to get so popular.

Hell yeah, sun sneezing is the best. It always clears my head, so I don’t care if it’s weird.

Some asshole did this today at my job. Horrid.

Star for this - typing class was the shit.

I thought he meant Ray Lewis. (Not kidding, I really did.)

Can I star this 100 times?

Hey, that douchebag is good at hockey.

Cholula or Tapatio are a cabinet necessity even more important than Sriracha.