Forest porn was definitely a thing where I grew up. Does this change by climate? Is there also desert porn, swamp porn and tundra porn? I'm guessing yes.

That dude is wrong, but so is your response. If you don't love your country you should work to make it into something that you do love. "Love it or leave it" is the most un-American concept there is.

You should try taking your theory of borderless humanity on a tour of Pakistan sometime and see how well it goes.

I don't get this either, but I think it's irrelevant which non-American army you join - if you grew up here, why would you go off and fight somewhere else? This isn't WWII where you're joining the RAF to fight Nazi tyranny because the USA hasn't gotten in yet. The whole thing is really weird and disdainful of the…

I not only kept a picture frame my ex-girlfriend gave me, but later took out her photo and put in a picture of my new girlfriend, who is now my wife. I still have the frame on my desk at work. I mean shit, it's a nice frame.

Best marinade for baking: olive oil and Tony Chachere's Cajun seasoning.

Isn't this a question of scope though? If you're talking nuclear terrorism and a city gets leveled, you could well survive and see federal rescue come in within a few days. But yeah, if it's a few thousand missiles inbound? Time for a high-temperature suntan.

Oh yeah, a 10 Mt device is going to incinerate me before I know what happens. There is the problem that this small nuke has to go off while a. I'm not at work and b. not in my downtown-facing living room.

Woo hoo, I live on the 2nd floor of a 5-story building and am 3.5 miles out from downtown! I'll just have to make sure all the window-repair companies haven't been horrifically vaporized.

Other posters are right, it's something like 75% of dangerous radiation won't be a problem if you stay indoors for 48 hours.

On that note, have you seen the "is that a selfie of hot dogs or legs?" tumblr?

Good to hear. Always remember: intervals!

I can eat Domino's or Pizza Hut and not hate it. Though those two tend toward the more expensive cheap-ass pizza.

This article has already been written a bunch of times, but Big Wedding is so powerful these days that low-level, reason-based attacks just plink harmlessly off its buttercream fondant armor. Good luck to you in the resistance, but watch out for saboteurs among the mothers and aunts.

Drinking is right. A friend recently got hammered enough at his kid's first birthday with the other dads that he woke up in the lawn overnight. His wife was super pissed, but I thought that was a solid time to cut loose.

The profile really did do a great job of conveying what a fucking asshole Glazer must be. I imagine he orders a lot of bottle service.

For real. Her career completely tanked afterward. COINCIDENCE?!?!? Yes, but a happy one.

If we don't get the cock socks, the Chili Peppers have truly died.

I wear old 10K Dri-Fit shirts to the gym as a compromise between not having to pay for gym gear and still looking legit. Although now that I think about it, this makes me look like an idiot who essentially paid $45 for a souvenir shirt instead of just buying a $5 one at Sports Authority.

Go for it. Someday you'll be married and have only dating/sex stories from long ago to discuss with your single friends, so you'd better rack 'em up now!