You should try taking your theory of borderless humanity on a tour of Pakistan sometime and see how well it goes.

I don't get this either, but I think it's irrelevant which non-American army you join - if you grew up here, why would you go off and fight somewhere else? This isn't WWII where you're joining the RAF to fight Nazi tyranny because the USA hasn't gotten in yet. The whole thing is really weird and disdainful of the…

I not only kept a picture frame my ex-girlfriend gave me, but later took out her photo and put in a picture of my new girlfriend, who is now my wife. I still have the frame on my desk at work. I mean shit, it's a nice frame.

Best marinade for baking: olive oil and Tony Chachere's Cajun seasoning.

On that note, have you seen the "is that a selfie of hot dogs or legs?" tumblr?

Good to hear. Always remember: intervals!

I can eat Domino's or Pizza Hut and not hate it. Though those two tend toward the more expensive cheap-ass pizza.

This article has already been written a bunch of times, but Big Wedding is so powerful these days that low-level, reason-based attacks just plink harmlessly off its buttercream fondant armor. Good luck to you in the resistance, but watch out for saboteurs among the mothers and aunts.

Drinking is right. A friend recently got hammered enough at his kid's first birthday with the other dads that he woke up in the lawn overnight. His wife was super pissed, but I thought that was a solid time to cut loose.

The profile really did do a great job of conveying what a fucking asshole Glazer must be. I imagine he orders a lot of bottle service.

For real. Her career completely tanked afterward. COINCIDENCE?!?!? Yes, but a happy one.

If we don't get the cock socks, the Chili Peppers have truly died.

I wear old 10K Dri-Fit shirts to the gym as a compromise between not having to pay for gym gear and still looking legit. Although now that I think about it, this makes me look like an idiot who essentially paid $45 for a souvenir shirt instead of just buying a $5 one at Sports Authority.

Go for it. Someday you'll be married and have only dating/sex stories from long ago to discuss with your single friends, so you'd better rack 'em up now!

That is an incredibly stupid way to ensure you will DEFINITELY have sex with those three dudes. Unless he knew they had VD or something and it was reverse psychology? I will hope not because I like the stupidity = comeuppance (cum-uppance?) plot better.

Mistakes? Their sales were up 22 percent in 2013, when they spent all their marketing budget promoting both of those two models. They're already in good shape for the luxury SUV market with the SRX and Escalade, leaving luxury sedans as the next target market. If they want to innovate there, they first have to show…

Doesn't every bad situation discussed herein come down to "People should learn to communicate more effectively"?

"the name Richard Sherman dances on the tip of our tongues, just out of reach"

I think you're overthinking it - just because you see the same dude at BJJ class on Wednesday doesn't mean he's also there MTWThF. You can tell in any group pretty quickly who are the cool friendly types and who are the Philip Riverses of that given activity.

There are a shitload of people in this comments section arguing pure numbers when that's completely beside the point. This isn't a point spread where parsing one beer at one given time is going to land you on either side of a defined "alcoholic" line; it's a judgment call based on the impact, frequency and negative…