Drinking is right. A friend recently got hammered enough at his kid's first birthday with the other dads that he woke up in the lawn overnight. His wife was super pissed, but I thought that was a solid time to cut loose.

The profile really did do a great job of conveying what a fucking asshole Glazer must be. I imagine he orders a lot of bottle service.

For real. Her career completely tanked afterward. COINCIDENCE?!?!? Yes, but a happy one.

If we don't get the cock socks, the Chili Peppers have truly died.

I wear old 10K Dri-Fit shirts to the gym as a compromise between not having to pay for gym gear and still looking legit. Although now that I think about it, this makes me look like an idiot who essentially paid $45 for a souvenir shirt instead of just buying a $5 one at Sports Authority.

Go for it. Someday you'll be married and have only dating/sex stories from long ago to discuss with your single friends, so you'd better rack 'em up now!

That is an incredibly stupid way to ensure you will DEFINITELY have sex with those three dudes. Unless he knew they had VD or something and it was reverse psychology? I will hope not because I like the stupidity = comeuppance (cum-uppance?) plot better.

Mistakes? Their sales were up 22 percent in 2013, when they spent all their marketing budget promoting both of those two models. They're already in good shape for the luxury SUV market with the SRX and Escalade, leaving luxury sedans as the next target market. If they want to innovate there, they first have to show…

Doesn't every bad situation discussed herein come down to "People should learn to communicate more effectively"?

"the name Richard Sherman dances on the tip of our tongues, just out of reach"

I think you're overthinking it - just because you see the same dude at BJJ class on Wednesday doesn't mean he's also there MTWThF. You can tell in any group pretty quickly who are the cool friendly types and who are the Philip Riverses of that given activity.

There are a shitload of people in this comments section arguing pure numbers when that's completely beside the point. This isn't a point spread where parsing one beer at one given time is going to land you on either side of a defined "alcoholic" line; it's a judgment call based on the impact, frequency and negative…

You and I might know that attitude toward athletes is outdated and unrealistic, but those hackneyed hot-takes guys still command huge audiences of simplistic goofs that lap it up. Just today I was reading a blog post by some guy who thinks Philip Rivers is a stand-up Christian who harkens back to "when athletes cared…

Disagree - heinous rear end can't be overcome.

Seriously, so disappointing. Cadillac's livery-sales team must have been over the moon to see Lincoln pushing this fat-assed pseudo-wagon.

I'm a little confused as to what you're disputing: the Vikings' implied stance on gay marriage by cutting a vocal proponent of gay marriage, or the Vikings' right to fire someone because they disagree with what he says. I think those are two different issues: you said in your original post that "it's none of your…

Fascinating! I never knew that.

"Ferrell and Paul Rudd and Steve Carell and the rest"

That Sunday night crew was so bad that it was a unifying group experience at my office to rip them on Monday morning. So at least they sparked some sort of human connection.

Oh God, Paul Maguire. That guy was 3X Dierdorf. His other tic was "Watch 'em here on the replay, watch this replay, this replay here BOOM!"