"He's not telling us how we should feel about religion."

Love this gif so much.

Cool, send us a link so we can mock it!

I had the same confusion. I'm going with stupid, whiny, stupid and stupid.

Dude, you have a serious problem if "this post" makes you angry. You buy into Kinja way too much dude. At the end of the day, the man writes comments on a website. If you hate seeing these posts on Deadspin so much you're a hypocrite for reading in the first place. Get over it.

Roethlisberger isn't as good at the Jesus stuff. He tries to break it out in interviews after his "incident", but he just can't sell it with the same level of shamelessness as Lewis.

Oh, well that makes it much better. Glad to know that time I threw my friend's warm gun into the lake for him was totally normal.

I have firsthand experience in not obstructing justice in a murder case, not fathering six kids out of wedlock and not becoming pro sports' most vocal Jesus freak after I do all of those things. So by your criteria I have every right to say Lewis is a shithead.

Yep.

None of them were married to him, so the reality is even worse than you described.

I wish ESPN ran this post in the ticker every time there's a story about Ray Lewis.

He threw away his suit! That's discarded evidence in a murder case! How the hell is that not participating?

Someone went and ate a lot of lead paint and mercury-laden Maryland seafood before posting here.

What about the six kids by four women outside of marriage? Very Christlike way of raising a family.

A pit bull is like a lion - cute in a way, but so powerful-looking that you end up treating them more with a sense of respect than with a sense of 'awww'. My neighbor has a pit who's probably the sweetest dog alive, but he has such a huge head and visible muscles that I can't help but be a little wary.

Jamie-Lynn Sigler is marrying Lenny Dykstra's kid? Lenny's about the worst-ever role model for integrity, sensitivity and financial acumen. You can't blame someone for their parents, but you can sure examine the hell out of them to ensure they're not following those parents' example.

Maybe she just is humble and nice? Rare for an actor, but could be true. She's one of my favorites, so I'll just believe it's so.

Works nicely for dress shirts, and in fact I'll try hard to keep them from getting wrinkled / smelly so I can wear them a second (or third!) time before having to pay again. But ironing them in between dry cleanings? Fuck that.

Does it make it worse if I tell you this offer happened at exactly the same time that our old vacuum died?

Do it - you won't be sorry. You can also justify the working-class thing because you're giving someone else a job.