I've definitely been there. I was rail skinny up through about junior year of college, but eventually just decided I was going to start lifting and de-skinny, opinions be damned. After a while I filled out to average size and it hasn't been a big deal to go to the gym ever since. (Though years later I once tried to…

You two are not alone. This must only appeal to redneck Southerners who don't care about pro football in the first place.

+1 to this for describing it exactly like the emotionless genocidal robot villain in a sci-fi film. Also, it doesn't sound that bad!

Every movie computer is secretly an iMac?

Fuckin' A brilliant.

Get your troll on.

Isn't the halftime band Young Widows? How did they change color?