now now. My 30 years of life experience has taught me that both sexes can be horny, thirsty assholes.

How is 'becoming a Scanner' a downside? I'd pay extra for that!

I like the advice: do your research, use trusted brand, avoid Franken supplements.

Is there a way to see this movie without watching it?

That's 1410.96lbs.

Or, your mom.

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That's cute.

I wish scientific fields were above this - I really, really do!

Welcome to The Misinformation Age!

"WIIIIIIITCH!!!!!"

"Your Eyes Won't Believe This Man Can Actually Walk On Planks!!"

Paperbacks are my preferred choice of novels. I mean hardcover is nice-many of them are downright beautiful-but I just can't stand trying to read them. I have to take off the dust jackets so they don't get damaged, but then the books feel rough in my hands.

OBVIOUSLY they are able to pull it off due to the Gravity Flux Compensators the Millenium Falcon has. As any TRUE Star Wars fan would know if they had read Star Wars Technical Journal Volume one published in 1993.

Well since they're not floating around in the ship when they're in space. I'm sure they have some kind of artificial gravity. And if you can magically make more gravity, I'm sure you can magically make less of it. 'Activate the accelerator compensator or something.'

Just powerful enough to carry its battery - PROGRESS!!!

I don't think this is going to happen with this equipment. It's a device used to help carry heavy loads. What would a cop do with it? "Great, now I can carry ten times more doughnuts and coffee than before!"

Oh great, I look forward to the military selling their surplus exosuits to local police forces in a few years. Superpowered cops, that's just what we need.

Dogs have spoiled us with their sycophantic loyalty. I think MOST animals are probably as indifferent to us as cats (certainly geese and pigeons). Dogs are the outlier in my view. Cats are the antidote to doggie obeisance and were created to remind humans we aren't the center of the universe. Their indifference is a…

I used to give him crap, but really, what choice did he have?