For real, though, Professor X is a huge piece of shit. I think you could just wrap Cyclops's entry into X's, since Xavier groomed Cyclops for years to become a humorless dick and a child soldier. Also, he creeped on Jean Grey when she was still like 17.

This is what I don't get. The inside of the box even has a BIG warning sticker telling you to train into it, and be ready to spend a lot of time strengthening muscles you don't normally use. I've been wearing Barefoot Ted's sandals for a couple years now, for everything, and I still don't have a good enough running…

Can I PLEASE for FUCK'S SAKE, get some sympathy from my fellow-I09ers for living in the Deep South Wasteland known as Southern California? Unless you live here you really have NO IDEA how willfully and cheerfully ignorant people are. Like, there's this whole monied-class of people who don't seem to have jobs and have…

As a FiveFingers longtime user and fan, I can honestly say that this is the results of complete idiots using the footwear. If one takes precautions and eases into 'barefoot' running as recommended this wouldn't be an issue. I 100% agree with McDougall's assessment, and bikram granola dreadlocks paleo wheatgrass…

I have known quite a few cats with CH and they all live wonderful, happy lives. They walk a little funny and sometimes need to be in a place without stairs or need a special litter box, but they all are super sweet kitties who get around well — just different.

All the lens flares will be female.

Bust this: Those movies are about how the white man keeps the brother man down, even in a galaxy far, far away.

Check this shit: You got cracker farm boy Luke Skywalker, Nazi poster boy, blond hair, blue eyes. And then you got Darth Vader, the blackest brother in the galaxy, Nubian god!

1. YOU BROKE HIM YOU BOUGHT HIM.

Dan Osman's freeclimb/speedclimb of a 400-foot mountain is one of the greatest — and craziest — things ever.

I've given the matter a lot of thought, and I've decided that I want a new Ghostbusters movie. I am almost positive it will be bad, and I have no intention of seeing it, but I also know that they will market the ever-loving hell out of it. They may even market it hard enough to give me the one thing I want more than…

If they make this without Ivan, it just wouldn't be Reitman.

"The future is already here—just not very evenly distributed."

Yep, to an extent... I expect specialists to know more about stuff that Joe McMaincharacter, though. One of the things that drives me up a wall is when everyone knows some esoteric/specialist knoweldge — even if it isn't that complex. Why does every single character in all the various Star Trek knows how to fly a…

How did X-Men 3 convince critics of anything? Half of that film looked like test footage.

Oh great, make a scapegoat by sending a Hispanic guy away for 14 years for a crime that had no injuries or deaths, and let a drunk white kid get away with quadruple murder. Way to go, justice system. Way to show your impartiality.

Why such a harsh sentence for Rodriguez? Because the FBI is trying to send a message, an agent told U.S. News:

Why does he look like Cobra Commander?

I didn't mind too much until he's killed off and they do a special on him suddenly this massively respected hero with Ben Grimm actually saying he felt less a hero around Sentry and Rogue claiming they were lovers and I wanted to rip the whole issue in half.

Does Skye from Shield count yet? I just don't care about her and her secret origins, it all feels forced.