Sooo, he speaks Atari 2600?

The only thing I know: It's not coming out for Xbox...that makes me a sad panda...

Relatively lackluster titles compared to high expectations. These are all based on personal preferences, but....

I wanted to wait for a few other commenters just to make sure that, yes, that was so boring and bland that it's unreadable. Was it supposed to be funny, entertaining, insightful....anything other than insipid? I mean, I know internet publishing space is basically free, but, good lord, have some standards - this…

Now I want to see a Big Lebowski-Star Wars crossover

Go fish, Carpenter!

Actually I think those are all voluntary best practices used by the vast majority of stakeholders to achieve an agreed upon, mutually beneficial, proactive solution, completely unlike, oh say, congress, hahaha!

I'm not a car racing game fan, but that idea would make for a rad fast-paced space racer!

PSY-ENCE!!!

Yay! PSY-ENCE!

Now THAT I would watch!

Microwave popcorn is a real trial for the Hyams family. They just run around their house, screaming and hiding for 3 minutes before they sit down to enjoy a movie.

I don't know if this is really a chiptune, but this Octopus Project song always reminded me of old video game music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDeTv12mul

It might be a nod to the famous Bill Gates statement that later became a joke, "640K software is all the memory anybody would ever need on a computer."

"We don't know how Microsoft connected their Kotaku comments with their identities. Yet another compelling reason to be very, very paranoid about what you do and say online."

Because Nintendo hates its lifetime customers? I have the exact same complaint - I mean, right down to the game. At the very least, you would think Nintendo would have all the flagship titles from its principle IPs across EVERY current system. I mean, that's what built the company, but nope!

Whoa! I just saw this. Did somebody already make a "pissed on" joke? If not, I'll get on that!

Pokemon Peanut Butter and Pokemon Chocolate, and you can merge them, and it is delicious!

Check it out: another "consolez r ded" article right after a major console release with two more on the way (plus two more new "consoles" announced).... Here's my market research - how many games released, AAA titles and record-breaking sales are tied to this generation of consoles?

When you said "bro shooter", all I could think of was, 'but you gotta get your shoots on, bro!' And now I can't stop laughing! That's totally gonna be my phrase of 2013!