How about I just watch the episode twice and you keep your spoilers to yourself. ^_^

Assassin’s Creed or BUST!

At my workplace we sometimes have to activate the emergency alert system. We can make the robotic male voice say whatever we want during our monthly equipment checks.

Crusher aside, I’ve enjoyed every doctor on every show.

Forget my earlier guess! Reed Alert! Reed Alert!

I honestly think the show understood that about Malcolm, and even poked fun at it from time to time. I remember, for his birthday, the entire crew was trying to find an appropriate present for him. So they grilled him on his likes and dislikes, and even he didn’t really know. :-P

Trip, right? :-)

I’m a vaper, and I lol’d for real. :-)

Good lord, we’ve come to this? We need a tutorial on Kotaku in order to play a game to its full experience?

My thoughts exactly. I try to think of who else could take a full-on baseball bat to the head and still manage to look up. Aside from Darryl, who appears to be knocking on death’s door, I come up dry.

I have to agree with you there. I can’t personally say when it happened for me, but one day I sat down to watch Harrison Ford play out a character, and it turned out to just be Harrison Ford saying lines and seeming disinterested. I mean, I love the guy to death and I’ll watch him in anything, but you’re not alone in…

At the bottom of every GIF party, there lurks a secret, priceless treasure. Bingo.

This. This is what I came here for. Dear God yes.

I have the same set! Congratulations on owning such a unique item, they really are charming. :-)

Just a disclaimer, this is easily the best explanation and rationale I’ve ever read for the overcrowding of games today. I’m starring it for later reading, when AC Syndicate comes out.

I read through some of the comments following the YouTube video, and in my opinion you’re absolutely right. The amount of sincere, venomous Hate that followed was so alarming that I had to back out of there, nice and slow. Growing up, talk shows like this were (and still are) an age old institution. Classy men in…

It really struck me during the intro to AC 3 with the “Kenway Head-Fake” that not even Ubi really knows the difference between assassins and Templars anymore.

First words out of my mouth, friend. The first AC (still my favorite) would translate wonderfully to film. It tells you everything you need to know about the present day situation with the Templars, and offers a great (and even vaguely accurate) origin story for the assassins. It surprises me that they didn’t choose…

That’s a very interesting (and valid) point. Thanks for helping me see it from a different angle.

My guess is that they fear a religious crisis, more than anything. Revealing that there are beings other than ourselves disproves the idea that man was created to live in dominion of all other creatures.