I’m done. On the day that I can’t even read about a fried chicken recipe without having to endure some hack-reporter’s alt left, passive aggressive viewpoints, it’s time to seek out an actual news source that delivers actual news. Later kinja. You’ve become the monstrosity that you warn against.

If my numbers are correct, three out of five (so far) of your immediate reactions was to find alcohol.

I can't see the video, but I think what's being described is a shoplifting. A robbery is when the accused uses the threat of direct physical violence on the victim to take their possessions (usually armed with a weapon). 

Judging from half of the content of your article, you seen to be of the opinion that a woman who doesn't want to fight someone who used to be a man (and still has most of the genetic combat advantages that come with it) is morally reprehensible. That seems wildly unfair to women as a whole. 

Attack on Titan Labo VR FTW! 

Promo code no work? 

Promo code no work? 

Does anyone remember the guy who cosplayed him at a con? He was approached by security and escorted out of the building. :-P I think it’s still floating on YouTube somewhere.

You seem super angry. Do you get this angry at... Yknow... Real problems?

Ditto. That one in particular stood out to me, not to mention the quality and general kindness generated in nearly all of the comments listed. 

I was born barely able to see. Glasses and current science don’t help. I tell people that I have to hang a walking cane out of the window when I drive.

I’m glad it seems like your Sick_Family_Member will pull through. And I hope shitting on the OP (on Christmas, no less) made your holidays a little brighter. It’s really cool that she gets to pay the emotional price for you having a bad holiday. What a great gift. :)

Wow, thanks for the title spoiler. Maybe learn journalism before you try doing it?

You are an absolute joy to read. :-)

3 2 1 KICK IT!!!

This is how I know I'm old, I thought it was kinda cute.

Crimes such as?

Hmm, I wonder if the creators are looking for any volunteer voice actors to do the translation?

Assassin’s Creed or BUST!

Good lord, we’ve come to this? We need a tutorial on Kotaku in order to play a game to its full experience?

I have the same set! Congratulations on owning such a unique item, they really are charming. :-)