Scarlett Johansson or Xtina Hendricks? 

I would watch this, if the young brilliant attractive doctor with rebel flair was a redhead.

How do we know the deer wasn’t offing itself to save its species? And now all the deer will start dying, and some off the beaten path, semi-retired scientist will notice this, and raise the alarm, but will be largely ignored due to some scandal from his academic past. Then these two dudes will arrive moribund at a…

Pretty sure anyone who doesn’t know Poland was occupied for most of WWII probably won’t know where Poland is on a map.

Probably put up to it by his deer friends after bragging to them about his reindeer girlfriend over there.

The salt water adds a little seasoning; like soaking your turkey in brine.

Time for a Bambi Reboot

This is how the next reboot of The Thing starts.

Well, except hitting a deer won’t make your car roll-over; you do that by swerving to avoid the deer, which is because you are a bad driver.

That deer was from Innsmouth.

Animals get disoriented sometimes. I know an arctic researcher who says it’s not uncommon to find the dead bodies of seals miles inland because they went in the wrong direction and just kept going until they died. The dry air mummifies the bodies so they look like dry husks

More like Seas and Trees.

Update: Area Bear Feasts On Still-Wet Deer

These kinds of stories, in light how much negativity and depression the news cycle gives us, really stand out as a wonderful change of pace and all of us benefit.

That really was a feel-good story with a happy ending for all.

He would have made it to Iceland if it wasn’t for those pesky fishermen. 

Yes.

Picts or it didn’t happen!

Almost every time I read an article like this I wonder where on the surface of the earth was this impact site when the actual impact occurred? 1.2 billion years is about a quarter of the earth’s age. The continents have drifted quite a ways since then.

I’ll express confusion and say that I thought this was how most waterfalls formed...