They were following root policy #1 of mind your own business/never call the police?

Edwards plead guilty. There may have been (I’m speculating) other charges but the court decided to drop them in favor of a guilty plea for the one charge. Costs the taxpayers less money to move things along quicker and Edwards (who is guilty as fuck) serves less jail time.

McDonalds has the ability to pay out a lot more money than this Edwards guy. The judge could have ordered Edwards to pay out eleventy billion dollars but there wouldn’t have been the ability to collect. If the restaurant is owned by the family, not by Edwards, it’s more complicated to seize that as an asset. Hopefully…

he plead guilty, which probably means he cut a deal to not have to go to trial.

Nope, the author did it, not the commenter. 

Might want to look into that lawsuit. It was more horrific than Mcdonalds legal team said, and unfortunately, they were able to use their money and power to make people believe if was a frivolous lawsuit.

If you recline more than half way during daylight hours you are a monster. I actually pack so I can put my hand luggage under the seat in front of me to keep it handy (I knit during long flights), and if someone reclines all the way I can’t get to my stuff without banging the seat.

Which usually gets me screamed at,…

Brittany Murphy is glad she died instead of being cast in this.

“We know who killed Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman. We have no reason to believe that Mr. Rogers was involved.”

I want to be cremated and have my ashes blown into my best friend’s face as my second-best friend attempts to scatter them into the sea.

They were in on the joke, but this is a legitimate fear to have. Buried alive? Fuuuck.

No no, Flaming Semen Explosion is the singer’s stage name (or birth name?!?) 

Or 2 bands: Flaming Semen Explosion and Bull Fuck Factory

Band name/venue

“Flaming Semen Explosion at the Bull Fuck Factory” is a good album name for some sort of punk band

I am, and I missed that completely.

Coming from such an upstanding news organ as the AVClub, Newsweek just doesn’t have the hard news they used to. Give them fifteen minutes if you want more, maybe toss off a sandwich in there too.

Are you referring to “The story comes (goddamnit...just...goddamnit) from Newsweek earlier...”?  

I must have missed a memo.  Why are we supposed to hate Newsweek?