Plus, Charles is seventy years old already. He’s got to beyond over the entire thing by now. He’s hardly the brash new kid at the office who can’t wait to do everything his way.

I think the general point is that while the royal family does have a ton of money spent on them, they aren’t a liability.  They end up bringing more in then they cost.  As long as they have no real power, they can benefit the country.

Forget tourism altogether. The income from the Crown Estate is far greater than the expense of the royal family. It's a net gain for the UK treasury each year.

I hate the historical concept of royalty, but at this point the Royal Family is basically just real life UK mascots.  I think they’re totally useless but I can’t imagine being angry at them because everything I’ve read makes it seem like the bump in tourism they cause offsets their cost.

I want to live in a cottage named Frogmore. I would sit on the toadstools and talk to the bunnies every morning while I drink a cup of honey and run my bare feet through the wildflowers.

Prince Harry’s jail is nicer than anywhere any of us will ever live.

0.0000000001 percent problems.

Patricia Yang decided to research after her “curiosity got triggered when I realised that cubical feces exist.”

I can’t believe that neither this nor any of the linked articles includes pictures. Of. The. Poop. 

Next up: Marilyn Monroe, James Dean, and Betty Boop.

“Boy, you and your dead husband sure did fuck a lot, huh? Anyways, here’s a Presidential Medal of Freedom.”

honestly tho i can’t stand seeing PINK shit everywhere, usually branded across someone's ass. 

It is a business. Let them fail by making a stupid decision.

I hate their shit, I think they’re tacky and cheap and all their underwear rides up my ass and their bras are nasty. That said, why does every brand have to be for everyone? If they’re ok appealing to a certain type of customer and being stuck in a look that’s increasingly dated, even if that means their sales…

Gray will be the new normal on Splinter, and black will be a select privilege dispensed to sycophantic loyalists. Peasants and aristocrats, basically. We Russian trolls wanted to instigate paranoia, but we have succeeded to a degree that shocks even us, though perhaps it can work in our favor. If gray is indeed the…

Splinter must be feeling really smug about the right wing troll epidemic right now.

Well, Total Recall style memories implanted directly into the brain is still at least 3 or 4 years away.

And the obligatory debunk:

Also obligatory:

This article has no tips.