Interesting — so Steve Orlando thinks our heroes should all have an “Uncle Ben” moment? That’s when Spidey let that burglar go, and we all know how he came to regret that. Basically it’s the moment when God puts His finger on our hero-to-be and ungently prods him onto the warrior’s path, which is how Orlando can talk…

Whew. Glad I’m not the only one who read that Bruce Wayne line and went “...wut?”

I’m gonna go out on a limb and say, they don’t. The White Martians committed genocide on the Greens.

Everything I read in those comments makes me think “did he read the Ostrander Martian Manhunter series from the 90s, and also he has a bad take on Batman, too.”

Is UIE supposed to be UAE? Or am I completely forgetting about some country out there.  And will I need to manually go block these types of games or will they be pre-filtered out?  If other people want to play these types of games, fine, do you.  But I’d rather not have to deal with what will surely be an influx of…

Love the art design on this one. They do a good job of making J’onn look more alien while still recognizable.

“Bruce Wayne was too afraid to save his family.”

Wtf is that? J'onn loves OREOS. 

“Bruce Wayne was too afraid to save his family.”

Steamy Steam

Ah, Japan. The most simultaneously sexually open and repressed country.

Hmmm.. Maybe what they need to do is create a secondary service called Steam After Dark or Dark Steam (or Dark Waters if they can get pass the trademark on the name due to the old cartoon show).

If its a western studio just drawing anime style, then it might not meet the level of genital censorship that would be required.

Gee who would have thought than an entrenched establishment politician would win out over an upstart with no plans on how to actually put her ideas into practice when more than how the city of New York will vote actually matters?

But now you get to go to sleep tonight with the pure vision of Cynthia Nixon still dancing in your head, entirely unblemished by the reality of actually governing. Sort of like how a new car loses x% of its value the moment it gets driven off the lot.

So “fix the subway to Brooklyn” wasn’t enough to sway the entire state of New York. Couldn’t have seen that coming.

“Gee, looks like you boys are having a little problem with gas pressure. I know just the thing . . . .”

 I had no idea this was thing that could ever happen.

I’m assuming that Allen paid consenting adult sex workers for their time. That she has to “admit” and “defend” that, particularly within the salacious tabloid realm, is unfortunate.