Oh God, just fucking stop. Stop giving the away the entire fucking argument to people who want to blame video games for mass shootings. I don’t care if it’s insensitive. So was Postal. It has nothing to do with what’s in good taste. It has everything to do with how these demands for “sensitivity” every time a game, or…

At least as long ago as counterstrike became popular I guess? Half of that game is literally playing as a terrorist either holding hostages or trying to blow something up.

I’m pretty sure Rainbow Six Siege involves at points playing a side that is literally trying to murder millions.

Other than the fact that people get…

Gee, Marge. Chuck never asks for a second helping of my paella at home. What’s your secret ingredient?

You can keep telling people to “grow up” all you want in an attempt to justify your misplaced angst but you’re still one getting your ass all chapped because someone else had the audacity to find something funny that you don’t. Literally nobody is getting hurt. There’s no real victim here that got beaten. It’s not at…

Bring back bullying.

You’ll be dealing with worse, far worse.

Ya I really don’t want to be that old guy yelling at the kids but the kids are not all right. Honestly I feel like this:

Except for sometimes.

Will “YouTubers” still be a thing in 10 years? Because I have a 3-year-old and I’d prefer not to deal with this crap when he’s a teen.

You know what would get tons of views for a follow video?

Yet another entire category of YouTube video that sounds completely fucking boring. Maybe this is a “kids these days” kind of statement, but I feel like I demanded at least a little more out of my entertainment as a boy.

And this is how you lose your shit. I’m dad and since it’s my money, this is now my account. Which I will cancel after taking your shit. Also thanks for agreeing to paint the house. And our neighbors. You’re also grounded for a...Wait for it. Fortnight. Dad wins.

Reminder that sometimes beating children is okay.

You can’t possibly be this fragile? How do you watch literally anything on the news?

I just want to come right out and say I would never ride with either of these dudes.

Men attacked by cougar this year while mountain biking: 2

This entire thread is all the proof I need that I made the right decision to be a single 38 year old man who stays inside playing video games during all of my free time. The cougars in Far Cry 5 are way easier to kill and I am much better equipped.

Worst case: Lil Tay wanted to reach out but her mom watches her all the time and checks her phone so she borrowed her Mom’s phone while she was sleeping...

My son used to be into EvanTube, but eventually lost interest. I always assumed they were given the toys by the manufacturers because of all the views the channel gets. At least it looked good; I think the dad was some kind of video production professional.

I’m just so, so old and so, so tired. Pardon me for going into “Old Man Rants at Cloud” mode here, but I really wish society would stop rewarding assholes and idiots with likes, clicks, money, views, what have you. Logan Paul acts like the worst stereotype of an ugly American in Japan, throwing shit at cops and…