Holy shit, that George Clooney joke was straight up brilliant.

Is it like the movie?: Not really, mostly because it's almost impossible to beat, so it always ends with Buttercup being devoured by eels.

How the hell isn't there a game where you have a battle of wits against a Sicilian with death on the line!

*slow clapping*

I'm almost hesitant to tell you a lot of the Matlock episodes are on YouTube.

A comfortable driver is a safer driver. Easier to focus on the road when you're not shivering about.

I maintain JB Fletcher is actually the greatest serial killer in history, who operated for over a decade and got hundreds of people to take the fall during her murder spree.

-Any shoulder pads

Leave my mother's car out of this! 1977 was a long time ago.

My experience is that a good set of all seasons is perfectly adequate for a normal car. (Key: Good all seasons. Cheap ones or ones designed without thought about snow are pretty bad.)

I wasn't being serious.

6.) Rear Wheel Drive Is Worthless In The Snow

11. As long as I remove just enough snow/ice for me to see out it's okay to drive.

Taking air out of your tires will give you a wider contact patch which can sometimes help, but more often than not you actually want skinny tires for snow.

You may think that you just need to scrape off the glass, and you'd be wrong. You'll realize this the first time you have to come to a quick stop.

Isn't that a blatant ripoff of a BMW ad?

That look makes me question all my life choices. Bless you Bowie.

I am 45 and wouldn't be caught dead with my hair like that, thank you very much.

You know, I like to think I've seen a lot of things, visited a lot of places, lived a hell of a life. But then I read this, specifically the bride firing a shotgun from a pickup truck, and suddenly I come to a sobering realization.

From the other end of that: