Thank you! That was my immediate thought on seeing the picture on the main page.

Her whiteness and American-ness, duh.

Except this isn’t even that good as a pop song. You can’t walk down the street whistling it.

W... T... F???

Unless everything in the first paragraph of the plot description here happens in the first five minutes or so of the movie, I cannot begin to believe that you saw “exactly where we were headed” in the first eight minutes.

And shaves in the dark too, apparently.

Definitely no second verse when I was a kid and I’m 40.

The use of the song in B:TAS is the one redeeming thing about that song.

Do you not know about Raqqah either? Daraya and the lifting of the siege?

I carry two cell phones — one for work and one for personal calls — at all times. I’m really not clear why so many people have difficulty with this concept or act as though it would be bizarre to do it given how small and inexpensive some phones are these days.

You do know that CJ is a woman too, right?

Now that’s a sick burn!

How does a billfold kill an iPod?

OK, I’m imagining a Columbus day ad using Native American words. Specifically, one that says, “Come to the world’s biggest Columbus Day parade in Chicago, Illinois and have some barbecue.” Now what?

I was wondering that myself. Here’s a news story about her rescue which features this hilarious comment from his mother-in-law about the kidnapping, “I just ask that the crooks do not kidnap anyone else in São Paulo because they will be arrested.”

I can’t remember where I read it, but the best line I ever heard about the MiG-25 was this: “The MiG-25 was built to kill the B-70, but Congress killed it first.”

Yes, I’m not an archaeologist, but I am familiar with aspects of the permitting process for pipelines, and it seems really bizarre for the construction company to have proceeded with bulldozing an actual, confirmed “sacred Sioux burial site,” because that’s basically a strict liability offense.

Yes, this is one of the more bizarre trends in “progressive” critiques of movies and television shows — even characters whom the film makers unambiguously flag as “villains” in the story must adhere to at least some principles of political correctness.

Can you name a blind or visually impaired actor with anywhere near the degree of Stephen Lang’s acting ability let alone name recognition? Lang is the biggest “name” actor in the film.

Who’s Gary Johnson in the film?