+1 for using the picture of him while he was going through his "getting shot in the chest" phase.

Well, I think she looks pretty.

Woah. Do the cops know this yet?

"You think this is bad? Well, how do you think I felt?"

Buccaneers (staph change)

"I AM THE BEST GENERAL IN THE CAMPAIGN. WHEN YOU TRY ME WITH A SORRY REB LIKE JOHN BELL HOOD, THAT'S THE RESULT YOU'RE GOING TO GET!"

Kenan Thompson's first bit on next week's Saturday Night Live just wrote itself.

"Yeah, we're all Broncos fans now."
-America post-Richard Sherman interview

I don't think Belichick's got anything to worry about. Patriots players are almost never caught holding.

"worst PG ever"

Manti Te'o was also going to see a movie yesterday to cheer himself up from the Chargers loss, but never got around to actually seeing Her.

Considering the possible ramifications of going to a movie in Colorado, the first person I'd invite is my shooting guard.

WHO DAT, WHO DAT, WHO DAT SAY YOU MISSED THE JOKE

When you suck for 60 minutes, you're going to have to spit after it's all over.

Can you blame him? That was one hell of a tough loss to swallow.

"I'm not a bigot! I'm not bi-anything! That's fucking disgusting!"