Honestly, the company that I work for is relatively small, but we acquire commercial real estate, and we will spend $8MM on an asset without much thought- it sounds like a lot to a person who is thinking in terms of their personal income, but that really is not a lot of money. Especially for the US government.

I can pee in a laboratory-looking piece of glassware and swirl it around while holding it up against a light while having an intrigued look on my face. I can also wear smart looking glasses and a white coat while I do this. That is about where I am maxing out given that it is the extent of my scientific knowledge…

This just gave me a Vietnam style flashback to when I was 5 years old and the shitty sci fi movie The Blob was the scariest fucking thing I had seen and I stood petrified in my snow covered yard thinking it was the safest place because I could see the red blob coming.

I guess I should have added a footnote to my statement excluding the NYPD given that they are a huge paramilitary force. I live in Cincinnati so my perspective on the matter is different.

The only way this will ever take off (pun SUPER intended, and I am proud of it) is after self-driving cars are perfected, and even then it will take time.

Deep down I feel like T-Payne's autotuned voice should have made this list.

Totally agree- I'm really not surprised at the caliber of cops that we have today. We VASTLY underpay them, we don't have high standards of the education level needed to be a cop, we arm them with military grade weapons, and they are largely only condemned for fucking up and not rewarded (beyond a medal ceremony, but…

I kind of agree with him- the tone of this article was that it was a drawback that it often serves to exonerate police, but in reality there are a lot of times when people are fucking idiots, and the cop has to use lethal force. Personally, I don't trust police until they prove to be trustworthy, but I also understand…

"our multi-tiered dick sacrifices will appease the gods. It will be a glorious harvest this season."

To me the biggest issue is how to direct people's attention in film making. Like, if there is something integral to the plot of the video/ whats going on, but the viewer is looking in the other direction, they will miss it. The Reese Witherspoon movie "Wild" did a cool 360 video with directing the viewer's attention…

Eh- I think that Oculus is getting left behind; it really doesn't matter "whose is superior", it matters whose headset will have a built in ecosystem of content. PS4 has a loyal following on console gaming and Steam is a huge ecosystem that will heavily eat into the PC gaming market. That literally leaves Oculus with…

No, I just shit my pants at my desk in fear after I saw this, so you are not alone

holy shit... We'll be rich!!

holy shit- can someone please give me the email address of who I should talk to about selling my frozen urine for $863.00?!?

I am loving this Skillet sub-Gaker site, but I wish that there were recipes once in a while and more than 1 new article a day. These are great tips- I just added one of these to my amazon cart

How the FUCK did this ever attract children? He looks like he wants to jump rope with my disemboweled intestines.

It is a mixed bag- they generally go into the most upscale mall in an area, and since the foot traffic they generate is generally a higher income demographic, then other stores who have those target customers (J Crew, Banana Republic, American Eagle, Abercrombie, etc.) will gravitate towards that mall. When the…

Better have Jugs N' Ammo or GTFO

You are looking at this 100% wrong. I work in commercial real estate acquisitions (mainly buying dying shopping malls, retenanting them, and reselling). When we look at an area, the first thing we look at is "what major mall in this area has pulled sales away from this one, leading to its death?"

We used to bribe our high school janitor in weed to buy us liquor. Kind of says something about prohibition that it was easier for kids to get weed than alcohol. That janitor also sold me a key to the high school. I asked a friend's little brother who goes there if he still worked there and I wasn't surprised to hear…