soooo... I CAN'T watch porn on it is what you are saying...

If I were a betting man, I would say that the Oculus is going to be geared more towards PC gaming and more open-source (i.e. people can also use it for porn). Morpheus on the other hand seems like something that will be loaded with DRM and restrictions on what you can use it for. I bet Oculus will be a niche, but not…

Is Microsoft just sitting around like a toddler eating paste? Hololens looks SICK, but more like an interactive computer environment projected on your environment, but not at all geared towards gaming (unless Minecraft is your thing).

Why are you sweating so much? We all know COPS isn't on until 8:00

Come on man- cite your sources for fucks sake.

All of these reminders sound like it would turn the watch essentially into a nagging mother. I hope that they update Siri's voice for these reminders to use the voice of a Jewish mother.

Just use the same technology that has allowed Transitions lens glasses to preserve people's virginity for fucking decades

I know nothing about radio signals, so I'm probably wrong, but the SETI program seems to make the assumption that all life would use the same frequencies and means of communication.. Wouldn't it be super possible that an advanced alien civilization is using one of a possibly infinite range of communication frequencies…

I could take a coyote- this thing on the other hand would eat the fuck out of me.

My girlfriend and I have a running game called "what I think I can fight while she laughs at me trying to convince her." I'm still about 85% sure I could take one of these.

a total of 15,521 data points—into a definitive analysis. Its results show that the average penis is 5.16 inches in length and 4.6 inches around when erect, and 3.6 inches long and 3.7 inches around when flaccid.

Judging by all their voices, I would say about 90% of them drive trucks yet don't hold jobs in construction or contracting to justify the idiotic expense of it. It baffles me how many people in the last few years I have heard blame Obama for oil prices because they pay $100 at the pump every week for their F-350...…

"Am I a good boy? I'll give you your wallet back if you say I'm a good boy. I love you forever." - Dog

He and Evan Goldberg wrote The Interview. I feel like Seth Rogan catches a lot of shit for his "stoner antics" and people don't take him seriously, but he really writes a lot of spot-on political/social commentary. He said in an interview when asked if he was afraid the movie would upset Kim Jong Un, he said, "Oh God…

I have heard legends of thin mints being saved and resealed for later, but I will believe it when I see it.

I have a scorched-earth policy on my cheese consumption habits as well.

FINALLY- an answer for omnigender, pansexuals like myself!

I could power my entire home grid on this.

"We see that you are currently using MySpace in 2015, we have notified the police and a mental health professional is on the way."

huh- I did not know that! I have heard nothing but positive things prior to this. As someone who streams and downloads everything that I watch, I could easily do without the tv aspect, but 5Mbps sounds unusable for my needs. I am currently at 30Mbps