I question the math on this. I currently pay $725/month and live in a nice area that is 15 minutes from downtown, and the apartment complexes are surrounded by $800,000-$1,500,000 homes; nice area. My utilities are included in that $725 other than my cable bill, so we'll call it $800/month.

I mean, its like playing "just the tip" with the south.

My biggest enemy is my rigid office schedule. If I busted my ass and got everything done in a day that I need to, it would MAYBE take 3-4 hours, which I would LOVE to do and then go home for the day, instead of stretching it out to look busy for a full 8 hour day

Yeah, I got a promotion at my old company, and it was only a 3% pay bump. After working in the department for a while and going out for drinks with coworkers, I realized quickly that the outside hires in the department were making WAY more than me and the company just threw me a small pay bump because it was a cheaper…

This isn't TASTE necessarily- but as far as improving even cheaper cuts of meat is tenderizing. I never used to do it, but my brother bought me a tenderizer and I swear by it now. Always beat your meat, children.

reason #1,209,302 I am pissed I still live in Ohio

Except that when you call your ISP to cancel the cable portion of your bill and keep internet only, it is only a savings of about $10/month. That was the case for me with TWC and Bell Fioptics

10/10 would run into an ex while on their way to the checkout with the 52-Roll-Irritable-Bowel-Syndrome-Value-Pack of toilet paper

I hate that I use a PC at work only, and a Mac at home, because this is gorgeous but I can't do it without Admin privileges on my work PC haha

I certainly hope he does. All hail Overlord Musk!

You need to patent "ro-butler" right now man

baby steps man... baby steps...

Elon Tusk is about to sling some "D" at the public

Why do I feel like this is a step-by-step way to install whatever Bash is, onto my mac

Translation: "I walked toward this car and told the guy to get out of his piece of shit car. Dude was being a total dick so I choke-slammed him face down onto the pavement; I didn't TOTALLY go American History X status on him though, so it should be cool if he tries suing me. Shit was nuts."

Also my understanding is it provides free VOIP when you are in wifi? Seems like they are killing Messages for my demographic and expanding it for lower-income, emerging markets. The reason I think it is killing functionality for my demographic (middle class American age 25) is that 1) the stickers are not for my…

UPDATE- just noticed ticks go straight for the dick.

I'm just glad it doesn't go straight for the dick

...And demanding to know where all the white women are.

They also threw a knife down next to the drone to be safe