I LIKE TURTLES

I agree with you, but at the same time, I think that it is the lack of functionality that DOES make it creepier to people. If I saw someone using GG and I immediately could think of hundreds of useful apps he could be using, I don't think I would be creeped out. The fact that the camera and a slightly more…

The important take-away here is that someone out there is earning a Goldman Sachs salary and they spend their day researching sports. Where do I apply?

That will help when you shoot yourself in the face because you are snowed in and your Netflix selection sucks

Just in case no one has done this yet.

Eldoran!! NOOOOO!!!!

They probably look at our galaxy and think, "I wonder if anyone is out there..."

Think of it in terms of weapons then: missiles are tools for destroying structures, snuffing out human life, and other actions of general assholery. However, a lot of our missile defense mechanisms consist of the ability to shoot down hostile missiles with our OWN missiles.

I hope so, but my inner cynic feels like this is the same as pulling up a picture of Megan Fox and saying that it is what my future wife will look like.

We are one step closer to the Taco-copter. What a time to be alive...

This is a remarkably dumb idea. Apple has said before that all your Apple devices should play such an instrumental role in your life, that if you forget it at home, you notice it consistently throughout the day.

Literally, the only function of it would be to vibrate when you get a text, and they would not be able to keep them on the shelves this Christmas

Didn't Snap Chat protect themselves with a patent for a smartphone app that sends self-destructing images to other users? Anyone here know how patent law works for apps? Because I have no idea. If anyone wants to go toe-to-toe on bird law though, throw any questions my way.

It came up with 300 plot ideas- 277 of which star Adam Sandler

If we ever successfully send a crew to Mars for colonization, the brave soul who smuggles some pot seeds to the new planet will be the first person in history to be able to say with 100% certainty, "I am officially the coolest person on this planet."

To be perfectly honest- this would be their planet after we discover their natural resources.. The older I get I feel like the more I realize that we are actually the aliens from Independence Day.

As sad as it is to say- I think that Mickey Mouse is the little bastard keeping us from reformed patent law. Doesn't Disney lobby the hardest to keep patent law reform from happening in order to protect its characters? Or did I dream that, because I have zero sources to back that up

hahaha I am familiar with your work sir- glad we both are nerdy enough to be on here all day and have found employment at places with relaxed internet policies. Maybe the summoning will work for the other person I see regularly:

I love that I just came from another article where your comment was just "give me a fucking break" and said you were trolling haha

I hope that it is a wearable totally out of left field; everyone better get ready for the iBelt. It will look like an Iron Man chest piece for your crotch.