Yeah, I thought I had an unauthorized video playing in another tab or something. Drove me nuts for few seconds.

“Come! Partake of my many fig leaves!”

Aaaaactually, we elected Al Gore as president by popular vote, but because of our archaic and idiotic electoral college process, Bush won the critical state of Florida’s electoral votes and—combined with other critical, high-volume electoral states—became the president.

Ironic, maybe, but I suppose there's a small possibility that was lost on me at 4 am when the article went up and I was unfortunately awake.

And yet, they apparently need to point out the video is not homosexual in nature. The video equivalent of a preemptive “no homo”.

While a localized deal, Illinoisans can get a $100 rebate from ComEd on a Nest. Despite everyone’s gripes about what the power company charges and other trivial gripes (my power’s out—FIX IT NOW!), they're pretty awesome about greener and economical options. They offer deep discounts on LED bulbs at hardware stores,…

While a localized deal, Illinoisans can get a $100 rebate from ComEd on a Nest. Despite everyone’s gripes about what…

Well, you do realize the male IS trying to get the female’s attention focused solely on him for mating purposes, right?

Clearly you've never lived in New York.

The other one would be more accurate, given his personal views.

I’ve never felt he was some Dem plan ready to spring and shout “ha ha you suckers! Hil’s my girl! You’re all morons!”—we’re giving political campaigns way too much credit for being clever.

Take a peek at the beginning at the video when he shows up (40 min mark) at the people behind him, and then skip ahead 3 hours. EVERYONE behind him is rocking in place, stretching, checking their phones, looking around like “Jeebus cripes, is he STILL talking? Can we go home now?” Half-assed claps, yawning, it's…

For an anniversary edition, it’s pretty disappointing. The only “advantage” here is the remastering, which honestly isn’t necessary—the previous DVD version looks great. There’s no new extras at all, and the only bonus here is a digital copy through a pain-in-the-butt service.

For an anniversary edition, it’s pretty disappointing. The only “advantage” here is the remastering, which honestly…

Then have I got something for you!

That was a brilliant anecdote.

Seriously!

Now I see why it wasn’t widely reported in the U.S.: it was too stupid a story.

Explain the H&M incidents? Euro news doesn't get as widespread on U.S. broadcasts as you think.

So your argument is, if stores are open on Thanksgiving is terrible, then just be open on Christmas to make it cruel and unusual?

You should have gotten a job at REI then.

So they’ve taken the recipe for trailer premieres online by way of the trailer premiere announcements days before.