No no, just a box. Wait, whose footprints are these?!

It definitely mimics the both of them, but its production frame rate is sloppy and far too quick-paced to adequately follow what’s happening onscreen most of the time.

I kind of thought so too.

Wow, I don’t know what the hell you just wrote—I sure as heck wasn’t going to waste my time reading your tirade. Scrolled right over 100% of it.

Pedantry. Your whole argument is based on wordplay? Good god.

Well of course I’ve used a spoon, but I find the experience more visceral with the straw. The metal of the utensil detracts from the taste.

If you got the game on Day 1, you should be finished by now even if you only played a mission a day. This coming from someone who definitely took their sweet time playing—I didn't want it to end.

...and yet, you did exactly what I expected of you. Played you like a damn fiddle.

Jumbo straw!

...and yet, for someone who claims they’re done, you just keep coming back whining and whining more and more.

But it’s not souped up! No cables, wires, no exhaust ports, Mr. Fusion! Honestly, the DeLorean isn’t as impressive until it’s tricked out to time travel.

Eat shakes? Ew. Use a straw!

Wait, you can star your own posts? Awesome. I won’t do it, and yes, people can see your whining rebuttals, but thanks for playing.

Salsa milkshakes? Ew.

Says the pedantic poster who can’t even get simple plot points straight.

I love how when Barry gets slapped around, Jill sounds like she’s whining his name to do something after the bully on the beach kicked sand in their faces.

Mein gott, what horror hath science wrought?

PUSA is also an acceptable acronym. You did state that the player “murders” the PUSA, even though

I mean, you literally kill the President of the United States at the end of Metal Gear Solid 2. And that’s probably not the most terrorist-esque thing your character does in the MGS series (I could see an argument for your character in MGS5 being the most fitting of the description of a “terrorist”).

You can’t dip chips into salsa. Nothing would stick to it other than the juice. All the produce would fall back into the bowl. Therefore, you can’t “dip” salsa, and therefore, not considered “dip”.