Cheryl you say? I'm in.

Tell them Orland Park has them—then they can get stuck in the inordinate traffic, believing the lie.

You kids. I remember the days when the questions were "do you have any PS2's" followed by "when will you get more in?"

It gets worse: both Best Buy and PetsMart were running ads on October 29th. The former is complete BS—BB's probably the worst store in terms of quantity when it comes to Black Friday offers (they're usually sold out of the items by the first 20 customers clamoring to get inside), but the latter: I am NOT thinking this…

Halloween? My Targets have had their Christmas sections up since mid-September.

You'll find your direction someday azimuth.

Burt Gummer?

Honestly, I hate DST. Everyone complains in the spring how "they lose an hour of sleep", yet for nearly half a year things get dark around 4:30 in the afternoon. I'd rather have more daylight to ease my psyche for months on end having the sun disappear at a more reasonable hour than bitch about one day of "losing…

See, now this is how to write a review. I didn't even think it was possible to save old rechargeables. Thanks very much for this. Adding it to my wish list.

See, now this is how to write a review. I didn't even think it was possible to save old rechargeables. Thanks very…

I would rather see what others voted on as well. I personally said that Rayovacs were cost-efficient and worked well, but I saw a ton of people also mention Amazon Basics as well, second only to Eneloops.

I would rather see what others voted on as well. I personally said that Rayovacs were cost-efficient and worked…

What you're referring to is a "Dickie", which if you've seen Christmas Vacation cousin Eddie demonstrates:

Jeebus tap dancing cripes, I want this for a real set.

Well, that's both cruel and horrifying.

Actually I think she reverts to a mini-van.

I'm with you on the Rayovacs. Cheaper than the bigger name brands, better results.

I'm with you on the Rayovacs. Cheaper than the bigger name brands, better results.

Subtelty. You have mastered it. Bravo to you good sir.

I'd like to think "Why can't we be friends" is the follow-up to Cookie dog, just to get even with the perpetrator.

So Optimus starts the round by flying in... via Astrotrain. A Decepticon.

I love that 'Bee comes up with the tactic of "blending in amongst the humans" by taking on alt forms so as not to arouse suspicion, and yet, rolls out with himself, two cars... and a large metallic green dinosaur.

Some people are just wound too tight!