...and look fabulous to boot!

The NFL would demand the figure's tees cut off just below the chestline, form-fitting and pink with the logos. The extra-special ones would get bedazzled!

Yes, very much aware of that. Again, abrasions to the clothing. I'm also sure that he snagged it on something on the rail or edge of the roof. Light cotton/polyester clothing (aka sweatpants) wouldn't hold up as well as denim.

The shingles are layered in such a way to make the water run off, not catch rain (or clothing) when skidded into. He might sustain some small abrasions on his clothing or skin, but that's about it. They'd flow with the tiles, not against them.

Legendary soldier's inventory, 1987:

His first question I agree may very well have been legitimate. His second one though about "ruining third-party mods with Forge" felt wholly accusatory.

The reality is conventions are perfect environments for awkwardness. They bring people with the common interests, which most of the time are simply niche, compared to say SDCC with a wide variety. As such, these pocket interests tend to always have less socially-adept people of varying ages, and when it comes to Q and…

Where do you live? Sticksville USA? I like in a city of maybe 10K people and have at least eight within two miles of where I live. Try getting out more and walking then. You'll get some exercise while returning your rental.

Gawd—the constant zoom is nauseating to watch. I'll stick to my NES/GBA versions.

Fail to return it? Big deal. That's another 2 bucks for 24 full hours. So far by your math:

Seriously. This artist (who's featured WAY too often on Gawker sites) turns them all into Barbie and Ken dolls.

NICE. Someone gets the concept right!

The artist does this every single time.

Seeing as how today in the United States is still July 31 as of this writing, it's amazing all these tweets from the future foretold of such an unmitigated disaster.

But why in the advent of Redbox would anyone pay $2 for four hours when you can play it for a full 24 hours for the same price (provided of course the game's loaded into their rental machines)?

Jack Black on his laundry day?

Then why are we debating this? We're on the same page!