Yeah, but I'm having doubts as to whether they were plastic.

I'm very much aware of that. But condoms have always been just as much about not having the babies as it has been about not having the herpes, so it's nice to see strides made in the no-baby area for those of us who are with partners we can trust.

I don't care what the solution is. I just want there to be one. Collectively, we've been putting tiny trash bags on our dicks and praying for the better part of 200 years. It's seriously about time we get something that seems like it belongs in this century.

People are already paying these prices, so it seems that your definition of fair doesn't necessarily match what the market is bearing (even if the market will likely explode once prices are lowered).

Now that it's 2012, I've always been under the impression that the people still falling for scams like these are the people that are going to fall for scams like these until the end of time.

O...ver...sight? The only oversight that the government is willing to implement is the government watching the government and promising that the government isn't being bad (aka the pinky swear). Remember, if you're a citizen, then you have nothing to hide and should be as transparent as possible. That logic doesn't…

Shades of Ikaruga...

You know what would have been even better? An officer who doesn't immediately escalate the force level the first time they receive a little lip. The rise of (hopefully) less-than-lethal weaponry seems to have led to officers being a lot more willing to pull something from their holster and fuck you up with it.

They keep saying that. I WOULD TOTALLY DOWNLOAD A CAR.

You lose it by pointing out how you don't feel that a given article has anything to do with... tech, I think it was. Then the author of said post says words to the effect of, "Well, if you feel that way, then you don't need a star."

The fashion industry seems to do just fine. I'm going to put that out there. They're an interesting study in how having no meaningful protection from copycats means you're constantly forced to innovate.

It's like a reverse-mullet: business in the back (carrying stuff), party in the front (BIG ENGINE GO FAST WHOO!).

Don't forget about that 32GB microSD card, Giz.

Doubt it... that'd be a lot of overlap with the Thunderbolt.

Dude(tte)... if you're going to curse, just curse.

I lost my star for this. Just let it be.

So... what do you have to say to the E39 M5 owners who think that was the apex of what BMW could do with a badass 5-series?

The very first thing I thought when I saw the picture of the car, before I had read any text, was "What kind of Mansory abomination is that?"

Allow their use, but monitor the efficiency of your employees. If there's someone consistently taking 20% longer to finish a given task, and checking Internet logs indicates an endless stream of Farmville, then you can officially reprimand that person or do whatever else needs doing from.

I was thinking the same thing. Why use Barcode Scanner when you can use Google Goggles to scan all of the aforementioned stuff, plus using it to just take pictures of random shit and letting it see what it can figure out?